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(MUFFLED RUMBLING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

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How can I help you?

6
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(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Uh,
can I get a black coffee?

7
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Sure.

8
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Thank you.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER)

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(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

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(MUSIC STOPS)

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-(CHAIR SLIDES)
-(MUSIC RESUMES)

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-(MUSIC, CHATTER QUIETENS)
-(MUFFLED BUZZING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER,
LAUGHTER RESUMES)

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-(CHATTER QUIETENS)
-(MUFFLED BUZZING)

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(CHATTER RESUMES)

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(INTRIGUING MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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(INTRIGUING MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

20
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(CHAIR SLIDES)

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(FAINT, MUFFLED BUZZING)

22
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(CLEARS THROAT)

23
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I love that book so much.
It's, uh...

24
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I just finished it last week.

25
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It's incredible.
It's... (STUTTERS)

26
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I really, really,
really admire it.

27
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And, uh...

28
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(CUP CLANGING)

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-(DOOR OPENS)
-(LOUD CHATTER)

30
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(CLEARS THROAT) Uh...

31
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(SOFTLY) All right.
(CLEARS THROAT)

32
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(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

33
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(STUTTERING)
Um, I'm sorry. I didn't mean...

34
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(ROMANTIC '80s POP MUSIC
PLAYING)

35
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(MUFFLED SPEECH)

36
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CHARLIE: I wasn't... Genuinely,

37
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-I really admire the book.
-What? Sorry?

38
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I was just saying, I'm not...

39
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I'm not hitting on you. I...

40
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Sorry, what do you mean?

41
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Genuinely,
I just really admire the book.

42
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER
CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND)

43
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I'm deaf in this one.

44
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You're deaf?

45
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Yeah. This one though. I can...

46
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(LAUGHS AWKWARDLY)

47
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-(EMMA CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
-Uh...

48
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Yeah, the, uh... (SIGHS)

49
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Do you want to start over?

50
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-Um...
-We could just try it again?

51
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-Maybe?
-You wanna try...

52
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-Just do it again?
-EMMA: Yeah. Do it again.

53
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-Okay.
-Okay. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

54
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

55
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CHARLIE:
<i>"I was absolutely certain</i>

56
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<i>"I was being trapped</i>

57
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<i>"and that you were recording me</i>

58
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<i>"and I was gonna be</i>
<i>all over the Internet,</i>

59
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<i>"but I now understand..."</i>

60
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"...that the only thing
that could have saved me

61
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"was a second first impression."

62
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Yeah. So funny. Great.

63
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So I'm gonna start there
and then go on

64
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<i>-to the first date.</i>
-MIKE: <i>Good.</i>

65
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EMMA: So what'd you think
of the ending?

66
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Ending? Of what?

67
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EMMA: Of the book.
I just finished it.

68
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Oh, the, um...

69
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I don't know. I feel like
I didn't get it, you know.

70
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Like I was missing something.

71
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Yeah, no, I know what you mean.
I think...

72
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Yeah, me neither, really.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

73
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'Cause did she die?
Is that... (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

74
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Like, do you think
that's what it was?

75
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I think so. I think so.

76
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Just, that doesn't make
any sense.

77
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It doesn't?

78
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Well, no, 'cause you remember
this, like, the mirror thing?

79
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CHARLIE: Hm.
Wait, which mirror?

80
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The whole thing at the end
with the mirror.

81
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Um... (SMACKS LIPS)

82
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I thought it was just more of
a kind of metaphor for like...

83
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Uh...

84
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I just didn't really realize
it was real in the sense

85
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that the mirror was, um...

86
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The mirror was...

87
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(SIGHS) I don't even know...

88
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I don't even know
where to take this.

89
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I didn't read the book.
And, um... yeah.

90
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-What?
-I think I just glitched

91
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when I saw you... (STUTTERS)

92
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...and I just wanted
to talk to you.

93
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And I didn't have anything,
so...

94
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That's weird.

95
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Um, yeah, I'm...
Well, I'm sorry. I didn't...

96
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Just a weird, little freak.

97
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Weird, little British freak.

98
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-Oh, yeah?
-(CHUCKLES)

99
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I'm sorry. I didn't realize
you actually doubled down.

100
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Yeah, what was I supposed to do?

101
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-How about reading the book?
-(CHARLIE SIGHS)

102
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For a first date? I don't know.
That's a lot weirder, no?

103
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How is that weirder?

104
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I don't know.
It just feels weirder somehow.

105
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Okay. Don't agree, but go on.

106
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(CHUCKLES)

107
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So, I wanna say this thing
about her laugh.

108
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Do you know
how it's kind of like...

109
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It's very cute,
but it's also kind of like...

110
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(CHORTLING)

111
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-Repulsive even. Okay.
-CHARLIE: Yeah.

112
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And then if, uh, she laughs,
then I can point it out

113
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and be like,
"And there it is!" you know.

114
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I did. I said, "If everyone
knows he's a piece of shit,

115
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"then why are we doing
a retrospective

116
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"in the first place?"

117
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It's like, it's so incredibly
irresponsible.

118
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No one ever cares
until it's too late.

119
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And then it always ends up
backfiring on me...

120
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Emma, I'm being serious.
It's not funny.

121
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No, I agree with you.
This is not funny at all.

122
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It's very serious.

123
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(SNICKERS)

124
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You're laughing.

125
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CHARLIE: <i>"I love how you</i>
<i>always find a way</i>

126
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<i>"to turn my drama</i>
<i>into a comedy."</i>

127
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And then, uh...

128
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-I don't know.
-What?

129
00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,933
I kind of wanna
say something about...

130
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-(MOANING IN PLEASURE)
-(RATTLING, CLATTERING)

131
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-No.
-No?

132
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Why do you want to talk about
fucking in front of your family?

133
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Or her family?

134
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No, I don't wanna
say it, like, directly.

135
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I just wanna kind of allude
to it somehow

136
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'cause I just think
we've always had this sort of...

137
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Like an incredible chemistry
that's just... I...

138
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Yeah, no, do that.

139
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Do exactly that.

140
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-Okay?
-Okay, what if I said...

141
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licentious.

142
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Or languorous.

143
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Just skip this part completely.

144
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What, and just go straight
to the crying thing?

145
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(EMMA SOBBING)

146
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(SHUDDERS)

147
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(SIGHS)

148
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It's just, you know,

149
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it's my first time
saying it out loud,

150
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so I feel like I'll get it
on the day, you know.

151
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Maybe you should start
with something funny,

152
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so you're not, like,
immediately in tears.

153
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But it's kind of sweet.
It's endearing.

154
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Yeah, but you wanna look good.

155
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Crying makes you look
kind of ugly.

156
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-What?
-You, the general you.

157
00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:02,957
-Like, women.
-(SIGHS SOFTLY)

158
00:07:03,057 --> 00:07:05,425
Um, what about
the first time you met?

159
00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,295
Wasn't that
kind of a funny story?

160
00:07:07,395 --> 00:07:09,096
I love that book. I just...

161
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Oh, no, she can't tell that one.

162
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Why not?

163
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What stories are you gonna do?

164
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What do you mean? For my speech?

165
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Yeah.

166
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Well, you'll just
have to wait and see.

167
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No, no, no.
So we don't, you know,

168
00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:22,944
like, say the same things.

169
00:07:23,044 --> 00:07:24,612
Are you gonna use
the first time we met?

170
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Yes.

171
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Okay, well,
what about the first date?

172
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-Yeah, of course.
-Fuck!

173
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(CHUCKLES)
You don't have to do a speech.

174
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(SIGHS) First kiss?

175
00:07:34,322 --> 00:07:36,824
EMMA: Wait, so you can just,
like, go in whenever?

176
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CHARLIE: Yeah,
I do it all the time.

177
00:07:38,092 --> 00:07:39,427
EMMA: Oh, so you bring
all the girls here?

178
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CHARLIE: Um, yeah.

179
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-(EMMA SCOFFS, LAUGHS) Ouch.
-No,

180
00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:44,065
when I'm working late and stuff.

181
00:07:44,165 --> 00:07:45,599
Yeah, when you're working late
and stuff.

182
00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:47,368
-Yeah.
-(SIGHS)

183
00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:48,569
Okay, this is like...

184
00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:49,937
This is like a childhood dream,
you know,

185
00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:54,508
like sneaking into a mall
or a library at night. It's...

186
00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:58,679
Well, your dreams
are about to come true.

187
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-Wow.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY)

188
00:08:03,084 --> 00:08:04,652
-(RATTLING)
-Um...

189
00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:06,887
Is it not working?

190
00:08:06,988 --> 00:08:08,155
Hm.

191
00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:09,256
(BEEPING)

192
00:08:12,193 --> 00:08:14,161
(RATTLING)

193
00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:16,664
-(ALARM BLARING)
-Oh, sh...

194
00:08:17,431 --> 00:08:19,533
Um... Ooh!

195
00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,940
(DOORS THUDDING)

196
00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:27,975
(GRUNTING)

197
00:08:32,113 --> 00:08:34,315
(ALARM GROWS MUFFLED)

198
00:08:34,415 --> 00:08:37,852
(MUFFLED ALARM
CONTINUES BLARING)

199
00:08:40,388 --> 00:08:42,523
Wait, so he trapped you?

200
00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:45,126
It wasn't planned, Rachel.
(CHUCKLES)

201
00:08:45,226 --> 00:08:46,894
What about that time
you thought you had a...

202
00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,529
-(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
-(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

203
00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,197
(MACHINERY WHIRRING)

204
00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:52,633
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

205
00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,478
-ALICE: Who was that?
-Hm?

206
00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:07,615
Oh, uh, it's just Charlie.
I left my wallet.

207
00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,083
Hm. Who's Charlie?

208
00:09:09,183 --> 00:09:12,620
Uh, he's my boyfriend, I guess.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

209
00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,255
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

210
00:09:14,355 --> 00:09:15,923
(CHUCKLES)

211
00:09:17,425 --> 00:09:18,759
Are you okay?

212
00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:21,062
Yeah. No, I'm fine.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

213
00:09:24,265 --> 00:09:26,100
(EMMA BREATHING HEAVILY)

214
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,438
(INHALES DEEPLY)

215
00:09:30,539 --> 00:09:31,672
ALICE: <i>I don't know.</i>
<i>Can you just...</i>

216
00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,207
<i>She's saying it's her chest...</i>

217
00:09:33,307 --> 00:09:34,708
<i>It's her heart. Her heart is...</i>

218
00:09:34,809 --> 00:09:36,343
So what was it?

219
00:09:36,444 --> 00:09:38,913
It was just, like, feelings.

220
00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:41,382
-Feelings? What do you mean?
-EMMA: Yeah.

221
00:09:41,482 --> 00:09:42,551
Like intense butterflies.

222
00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:43,617
-Right?
-RACHEL: No, I get that,

223
00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:46,020
but it wasn't your first time.

224
00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,388
I don't know.

225
00:09:47,488 --> 00:09:50,091
So you're saying
Charlie is your first...

226
00:09:50,191 --> 00:09:51,826
Love... Yeah.

227
00:09:51,926 --> 00:09:54,328
Your first love
or your first crush?

228
00:09:56,565 --> 00:09:57,765
Both, I think.

229
00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,468
-What, is that insane?
-At 30?

230
00:10:00,569 --> 00:10:03,170
Well, I mean,
I was 28 when we met, so...

231
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:04,238
RACHEL: Still!

232
00:10:05,473 --> 00:10:07,475
I don't know. I used to be ugly.

233
00:10:07,576 --> 00:10:09,009
Oh, come on!

234
00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:11,145
Don't freak out,

235
00:10:11,245 --> 00:10:12,813
but there's a giant spider

236
00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:15,616
that's crawling up your back
and it's almost into your hair.

237
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,051
Just don't panic.

238
00:10:20,555 --> 00:10:21,489
Nothing?

239
00:10:21,590 --> 00:10:22,857
-No.
-No.

240
00:10:22,957 --> 00:10:24,959
I feel like
you just have to do it louder.

241
00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,961
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)

242
00:10:29,163 --> 00:10:31,132
Okay. Um...

243
00:10:31,232 --> 00:10:33,834
(WHISPERING)
I love you so much it hurts.

244
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:36,303
I can't be without you.

245
00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,640
It's scary
'cause I can't imagine...

246
00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:45,614
(CHARLIE CONTINUES, MUFFLED)

247
00:10:45,713 --> 00:10:49,250
(WHISPERING) I want to marry you
but I'm too afraid to even ask.

248
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,121
I think I caught that.

249
00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:56,757
You did?

250
00:10:57,592 --> 00:10:58,759
A hairy knife?

251
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,227
A what?

252
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,163
Did you say something
about, like, a hairy knife?

253
00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:04,932
-No.
-No?

254
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,101
Emma, that's not even a thing.

255
00:11:07,201 --> 00:11:08,669
(BOTH LAUGH)

256
00:11:09,403 --> 00:11:10,371
(SNIFFLES)

257
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,273
You okay?

258
00:11:12,373 --> 00:11:14,808
Yeah. No, it's good.

259
00:11:14,909 --> 00:11:16,877
Oh, come on, you gotta be
a bit more specific than that.

260
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,078
Yeah, it's a little corny

261
00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:20,649
in a wedding speech kind of way,
but it's, um...

262
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:23,150
All the pieces are there,
you know.

263
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:23,918
I think you have it.

264
00:11:24,018 --> 00:11:25,452
-(SNIFFLES)
-(CHARLIE WHEEZES)

265
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:26,720
All right, you can't cry

266
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,322
-and say it sucks.
-(MIKE LAUGHS)

267
00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:29,790
(SPEAKER CRACKLING)

268
00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:32,059
<i>(I WANT TO LAY WITH YOU</i>
BY SHIRA SMALLS PLAYING)

269
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,763
And looking at each other.

270
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,074
(CHARLIE AND EMMA GIGGLE)

271
00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:49,910
Nice.

272
00:11:55,349 --> 00:11:58,152
Slide... and two.

273
00:12:03,257 --> 00:12:04,225
Nice.

274
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,331
And kiss. Great.

275
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,703
Ready and drag.

276
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:16,070
Step, step.

277
00:12:16,638 --> 00:12:18,439
Step, step. Drag.

278
00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:19,773
Step, step.

279
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:22,076
And under.

280
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,714
And arm up.

281
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:26,981
Good.

282
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,019
Playing.

283
00:12:35,456 --> 00:12:38,926
Ready and left arm.

284
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:42,363
Down, up, up. Down, up, up.

285
00:12:42,463 --> 00:12:43,632
And switch.

286
00:12:43,732 --> 00:12:45,266
(CHARLIE GRUNTS SOFTLY)

287
00:12:45,366 --> 00:12:46,367
(CHARLIE GROANS SOFTLY)

288
00:12:48,570 --> 00:12:49,937
Oh.

289
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,640
-EMMA: Oh?
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)

290
00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:53,374
INSTRUCTOR: Good.

291
00:12:53,474 --> 00:12:56,844
And this time, Emma,
go around a full circle.

292
00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:00,180
(LAUGHING)

293
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:03,250
INSTRUCTOR: Great.

294
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,819
Ready and step.

295
00:13:06,721 --> 00:13:07,955
And turn.

296
00:13:08,523 --> 00:13:09,524
And step.

297
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:11,626
And turn.

298
00:13:11,726 --> 00:13:13,093
And step.

299
00:13:14,696 --> 00:13:19,066
Ready and drag,
step, step, in.

300
00:13:19,734 --> 00:13:21,035
Turn out.

301
00:13:22,336 --> 00:13:23,337
Good.

302
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,014
Oh.

303
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,016
-(BOTH LAUGH)
-Nearly there.

304
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,652
INSTRUCTOR: Okay, not bad.
EMMA: Okay.

305
00:13:37,752 --> 00:13:39,486
Not bad.

306
00:13:39,587 --> 00:13:41,556
Still a little difficulty
in the middle section,

307
00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:42,990
but overall much better.

308
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,358
EMMA: Yeah.
CHARLIE: Thanks.

309
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:45,727
Let's just do it again?

310
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,261
-Okay.
-EMMA: (WHISPERING) Okay.

311
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:48,996
What?

312
00:13:50,732 --> 00:13:51,965
I just... I don't know,

313
00:13:52,066 --> 00:13:53,367
I feel like we should
just dance normally, right?

314
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:54,502
What do you mean?

315
00:13:54,602 --> 00:13:56,403
Well, just the... (SIGHS)

316
00:13:56,504 --> 00:13:59,273
I don't know, it kinda
feels a little performative.

317
00:13:59,373 --> 00:14:01,875
It's a wedding.
It's performative by nature.

318
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,678
Yeah. I think
if we just do it...

319
00:14:03,778 --> 00:14:05,079
(SMACKS LIPS)
...a couple more times,

320
00:14:05,179 --> 00:14:06,581
I'm gonna get it perfect,
I swear.

321
00:14:06,681 --> 00:14:08,683
INSTRUCTOR: I can't make up new
choreography right on the spot.

322
00:14:08,783 --> 00:14:10,017
CHARLIE: Yeah.

323
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,587
Okay, well, just hear me out.

324
00:14:12,687 --> 00:14:14,321
-Hear me out. Please. Please.
-CHARLIE: No, Emma. Please.

325
00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,725
-Please, please, please.
-CHARLIE: Emma.

326
00:14:16,825 --> 00:14:17,991
(CHARLIE GROANS SOFTLY)

327
00:14:18,693 --> 00:14:19,860
(SIGHS)

328
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,330
(UPBEAT '80s POP MUSIC
PLAYING FAINTLY)

329
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,366
(SCOFFS) What's this?

330
00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:27,635
(SIGHS) She puts this on
when I'm in a bad mood

331
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,136
just to fuck with me.

332
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:32,239
(UPBEAT '80s POP MUSIC
PLAYING LOUDLY)

333
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,875
EMMA: (CHUCKLING) You like
this song. You do.

334
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,077
-You fucking dance.
-CHARLIE: No.

335
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,479
EMMA: Dance with me.

336
00:14:38,580 --> 00:14:39,647
-Come on.
-CHARLIE: No.

337
00:14:39,748 --> 00:14:41,949
EMMA: Yes, it's cute. Yes.

338
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,050
(MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY)

339
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:44,952
Hey, can we stop fucking around?

340
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,554
What the fuck was that about?

341
00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:49,356
It's like why does
she care so much?

342
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,291
She just doesn't like it

343
00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:52,527
when you don't
take her seriously enough.

344
00:14:52,627 --> 00:14:54,962
Shut up. You know what I mean!

345
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,799
You know,
she's just like so intense.

346
00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,199
-Uh-huh.
-And she doesn't smile.

347
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:02,269
Like, I've literally
never seen her smile.

348
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,371
(MOCKINGLY)
"It's performative by nature."

349
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:07,374
EMMA: What?

350
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,545
I think that was Pauline.

351
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:12,312
Oh, where?

352
00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:13,981
Um...

353
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,984
She's on the corner,
like, smoking heroin.

354
00:15:17,819 --> 00:15:20,454
(STUTTERS) Wait.
Are you serious?

355
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,122
Yeah.

356
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,591
Wait, like our Pauline?

357
00:15:23,691 --> 00:15:24,692
Uh-huh.

358
00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:28,362
No. I mean, it's probably not.

359
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,666
-That's her. Uh...
-Okay.

360
00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:33,167
-Look. Go look.
-Okay.

361
00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:39,339
(BUS BRAKES SQUEALING)

362
00:15:41,676 --> 00:15:42,510
(HORN HONKING)

363
00:15:42,610 --> 00:15:44,913
It was her.
It was the fucking wedding DJ.

364
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,147
-You're kidding!
-Are you sure it was heroin?

365
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:48,883
EMMA: Well, we can't prove
it was heroin.

366
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,585
It was like
she was smoking a thing

367
00:15:50,685 --> 00:15:52,687
-out of, like, a piece of foil.
-(WOMEN LAUGHING)

368
00:15:52,787 --> 00:15:53,922
Yeah, yeah.

369
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,456
CHARLIE: Like, what else
could that possibly be?

370
00:15:55,557 --> 00:15:56,290
Did you talk to her?

371
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,759
EMMA: No, no. She didn't see us.

372
00:15:57,859 --> 00:15:59,226
MIKE: Wait,
what are you gonna do?

373
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,128
I don't know. I think we just
get somebody else, I guess.

374
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,664
The wedding is this Saturday.

375
00:16:02,764 --> 00:16:04,398
Well, we just get, like,
a playlist or something, no?

376
00:16:04,498 --> 00:16:06,500
MIKE: No.
You need a DJ, trust me.

377
00:16:06,601 --> 00:16:07,535
Who did yours again?

378
00:16:07,635 --> 00:16:09,236
-No one. It was a disaster.
-(CHARLIE CHUCKLES)

379
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,839
Are you just afraid you're not
gonna find someone else?

380
00:16:10,939 --> 00:16:13,073
No, I just... I don't know.
It's not a deal-breaker, right?

381
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,577
Like, people do drugs. It's...

382
00:16:15,677 --> 00:16:18,378
Babe, there's drugs
and then there's heroin.

383
00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,180
That's the line?

384
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,518
She's not performing surgery.
She's, like, a... She's a DJ.

385
00:16:23,618 --> 00:16:25,052
But isn't it more the fact

386
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:26,588
that she was doin' it
out in the street?

387
00:16:26,688 --> 00:16:28,823
Doesn't that say something
about where she's at in life?

388
00:16:28,923 --> 00:16:30,959
Okay, she wasn't, like,
"on the street."

389
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:32,426
It was like...

390
00:16:32,527 --> 00:16:34,461
It was like a party
or something.

391
00:16:34,562 --> 00:16:36,163
There was a whole bunch
of other crackheads.

392
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,465
Why are you trying to be
her publicist all of a sudden?

393
00:16:38,566 --> 00:16:40,067
I don't know.
I just don't wanna dismiss her

394
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,268
'cause of this one thing.
You know?

395
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:44,772
Just checking in.
How was that mushroom risotto?

396
00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,641
-CHARLIE: It was so good.
-It was really, really good.

397
00:16:46,741 --> 00:16:47,909
-Yeah.
-COORDINATOR: Yeah?

398
00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:50,277
You need more time to think
or can we commit?

399
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,880
-Do you wanna... Let's commit.
-EMMA: Yeah.

400
00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:53,681
-(CHARLIE AND EMMA LAUGH)
-RACHEL: Aw.

401
00:16:53,781 --> 00:16:55,148
Yes, we commit to it.

402
00:16:55,249 --> 00:16:56,283
CHARLIE: We'll commit to it.
COORDINATOR: Just so you know,

403
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,621
it kinda has to be
final this time, so...

404
00:16:59,721 --> 00:17:01,856
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
we totally get it. Thank you.

405
00:17:01,956 --> 00:17:03,223
And, um, can I ask,
is there any way

406
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,359
of getting another glass
of the skin contact?

407
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:08,596
'Cause I haven't quite made
my mind up about the wine yet.

408
00:17:08,696 --> 00:17:10,698
-COORDINATOR: Okay.
-Yeah, me too, actually. Sorry.

409
00:17:10,798 --> 00:17:12,499
-Mike.
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

410
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,302
(DISHES CLATTERING)

411
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:18,071
We're not a bar.

412
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,507
-(CLINKING)
-RACHEL: Cheers!

413
00:17:19,607 --> 00:17:22,175
-(MIKE LAUGHS)
-RACHEL: Love you guys.

414
00:17:22,276 --> 00:17:24,244
You know, I barely touched
the food at our wedding.

415
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,914
-Too much adrenaline.
-Yeah.

416
00:17:26,014 --> 00:17:27,214
And then
we ran around at 2:00 a.m.

417
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,283
looking for a slice of pizza.

418
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,052
We should go to the diner.

419
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,454
-What, Andy's?
-EMMA: Yeah. Yeah.

420
00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:35,890
Yeah, and they're, like,
they're open late.

421
00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:37,892
Um, what, on our wedding night?

422
00:17:37,992 --> 00:17:39,226
-Andy's?
-EMMA: Yeah. It'll be fun.

423
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,128
You know, like actors
when they win the Oscar

424
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,429
and they, like,
go in their tuxes,

425
00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:44,364
and it's fancy,
and they order hamburgers.

426
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,432
-Cute.
-EMMA: It's cool.

427
00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:47,535
Yeah. I mean, like...
Yeah. Maybe.

428
00:17:47,635 --> 00:17:48,603
(BOTH LAUGH)

429
00:17:48,703 --> 00:17:49,971
Don't they actually sell crack
out of that place?

430
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:51,138
CHARLIE: Yes. That reminds me,

431
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,741
what are we gonna
do about DJ Overdose?

432
00:17:53,841 --> 00:17:55,075
EMMA: Don't be mean.
MIKE: No.

433
00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,210
Just replace her.
It can't be that hard.

434
00:17:57,311 --> 00:17:58,580
This wouldn't
even be a conversation

435
00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,480
if we hadn't, like,
randomly seen her today.

436
00:18:00,582 --> 00:18:03,383
Yeah, but we did, and now
I'm gonna fixate over it.

437
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,385
EMMA: Okay, but that's
a you problem though.

438
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,321
Okay, what if
she was a pedophile?

439
00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:09,323
-EMMA: (SCOFFS) What?
-Mike.

440
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:10,558
-EMMA: What?
-(WHEEZES)

441
00:18:10,658 --> 00:18:13,093
MIKE: What would it take
for you to fire her?

442
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,063
-CHARLIE: Okay.
-Really fucking different,

443
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:18,600
I feel like,
from doing drugs, right?

444
00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:20,568
-Like, that's...
-CHARLIE: Mike, everybody knows

445
00:18:20,668 --> 00:18:22,469
if you bring
a pedo to a wedding,

446
00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:23,470
it's just like...

447
00:18:23,571 --> 00:18:24,739
-It's bad vibes.
-RACHEL: Bad vibes all round.

448
00:18:24,839 --> 00:18:26,440
True. But a heroin addict,
on the other hand...

449
00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:28,308
-That could be great vibes.
-(EMMA CHUCKLES)

450
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,210
-'Cause that's party vibes.
-Party vibes.

451
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,813
-Exactly.
-It might be a little fun!

452
00:18:31,913 --> 00:18:35,683
For all we know, we could have
caught her on her worst day.

453
00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:37,719
Yeah, but you caught her.
Isn't that the point?

454
00:18:37,819 --> 00:18:40,021
Why are you acting like
you've never done anything bad?

455
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,089
Not that bad.

456
00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,456
RACHEL:
What about the dog story?

457
00:18:42,557 --> 00:18:43,323
Hey, don't.

458
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,459
(CHARLIE, EMMA CHUCKLE)

459
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:46,326
CHARLIE: What?

460
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,796
EMMA: Wow, okay.
What's the dog story?

461
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,331
It's nothing.

462
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,934
Just tell the story.

463
00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:55,302
No, I... Rachel, please.

464
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,804
RACHEL: Before we got married,

465
00:18:56,904 --> 00:18:58,372
we did this thing where we said
the worst thing we've ever done.

466
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:01,141
Yes, and then we said
we'd never speak about it again.

467
00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:03,276
-MIKE: Are you kidding me?
-Oh.

468
00:19:03,978 --> 00:19:06,146
-Just...
-(EMMA LAUGHS)

469
00:19:06,814 --> 00:19:07,849
It's fine.

470
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,283
Do you want me to tell it?

471
00:19:10,384 --> 00:19:11,418
No, I don't want
anyone to tell it.

472
00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:13,021
-Wait...
-(EMMA SNICKERS)

473
00:19:13,121 --> 00:19:14,488
did you, like, fuck a dog?

474
00:19:14,589 --> 00:19:15,823
I didn't fuck a dog, Charlie.

475
00:19:15,923 --> 00:19:17,324
CHARLIE: I thought that's
what you were gonna say.

476
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,060
Come on. I'll do mine too.

477
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,227
(MIKE SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

478
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:21,696
(SOFTLY) Oh, fuck, man.

479
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:26,233
Okay, I'll tell mine
if we all do it.

480
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,401
-Great.
-CHARLIE: Sure.

481
00:19:27,502 --> 00:19:29,103
-Yeah? Promise?
-CHARLIE: Mm-hm.

482
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,105
-RACHEL: Promise.
-(CHARLIE CHUCKLES)

483
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,206
-Okay. What?
-Okay.

484
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,374
(WOMEN CHUCKLE)

485
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,077
This is about an ex-girlfriend
I was dating

486
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,177
when I was in college.

487
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,513
Who, Tessa?

488
00:19:38,613 --> 00:19:39,379
MIKE: Yeah.

489
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,683
So, we'd been dating
for about a year,

490
00:19:41,783 --> 00:19:43,151
and it was her birthday,

491
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,385
so we went down to Mexico
to celebrate,

492
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,622
and she, look,
she had anger issues,

493
00:19:47,722 --> 00:19:49,924
and she didn't really
seem grateful for the trip,

494
00:19:50,024 --> 00:19:51,224
and we argued a lot.

495
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,226
-It was really exhausting...
-Don't sugarcoat it.

496
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:54,562
Okay, I'm just saying,

497
00:19:54,662 --> 00:19:57,632
you know, the vibes
were already off, all right?

498
00:19:57,732 --> 00:19:58,766
So, okay, anyway,

499
00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:01,035
um, one night we're walking home
from a bar.

500
00:20:01,135 --> 00:20:02,804
This was actually
on her birthday.

501
00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:05,372
Um, yeah, and, uh...

502
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,275
we're cutting through this
back alley to get to our place,

503
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:13,280
and this dog comes
out of nowhere, barking.

504
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:17,518
And no owner in sight.
Just a wild, crazy street dog.

505
00:20:17,618 --> 00:20:19,187
And, um...

506
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:22,255
instinctively,
she starts kicking at it,

507
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:24,692
which only makes the dog
more aggressive, and...

508
00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:25,526
Right.

509
00:20:25,626 --> 00:20:27,895
...it actually
starts biting her.

510
00:20:27,995 --> 00:20:29,664
And what did you do?

511
00:20:29,764 --> 00:20:32,399
-(CHARLIE CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
-Um...

512
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,768
I kinda sorta
just moved behind...

513
00:20:33,868 --> 00:20:35,870
-He used her as a human shield.
-No! I...

514
00:20:35,970 --> 00:20:36,771
That's what you said.

515
00:20:36,871 --> 00:20:38,673
You said you held her
in front of you

516
00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:41,241
-to avoid getting bitten.
-(LAUGHS)

517
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,077
Yeah, okay. I used her
as a human shield.

518
00:20:43,177 --> 00:20:44,178
-Fine.
-RACHEL: Thank you.

519
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,713
CHARLIE: On her birthday. Wow.

520
00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:47,215
I mean, like it makes
a difference, really.

521
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,316
What a horrible
little piece of shit you were.

522
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:50,585
RACHEL: Oh, no, he still is.

523
00:20:50,685 --> 00:20:52,887
Yeah, okay.
Let's hear yours, then.

524
00:20:52,987 --> 00:20:54,421
No, I regret it.

525
00:20:54,522 --> 00:20:56,090
No, Rachel, you have to.

526
00:20:56,858 --> 00:20:58,926
I can't! No, I can't.
I'm sorry, I can't.

527
00:20:59,026 --> 00:20:59,894
If you don't tell them,

528
00:20:59,994 --> 00:21:01,963
I will and I'll make it
sound so much worse.

529
00:21:02,063 --> 00:21:04,165
Okay, just give me a second.

530
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,299
I need a moment.

531
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,002
(EMMA, CHARLIE CHUCKLE SOFTLY)

532
00:21:08,102 --> 00:21:09,103
Okay, she...

533
00:21:09,203 --> 00:21:11,371
I locked a kid in a closet.
(SNICKERS)

534
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,306
-Okay.
-No, come on, the full story.

535
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,842
All right, so...

536
00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:18,646
(CHUCKLES) I had this really
weird neighbor growing up.

537
00:21:18,746 --> 00:21:21,182
He was a few years
younger than me.

538
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,217
He was a little slow.

539
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:26,486
And he came over
to my house one day

540
00:21:26,587 --> 00:21:28,321
wanting to show me
some abandoned RV

541
00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,558
that he had found in the woods.

542
00:21:30,658 --> 00:21:32,492
And I don't know,
I must have been bored that day

543
00:21:32,593 --> 00:21:34,762
because I just went with it.

544
00:21:34,862 --> 00:21:37,098
And it was really
out of the way.

545
00:21:37,198 --> 00:21:38,833
Like, deep in the forest.

546
00:21:38,933 --> 00:21:41,702
And when we got there,
it was disgusting.

547
00:21:41,803 --> 00:21:42,737
It smelled bad,

548
00:21:42,837 --> 00:21:46,641
and there was beer bottles
and porn everywhere.

549
00:21:46,741 --> 00:21:48,543
Oh, this is where you met Mike.

550
00:21:48,643 --> 00:21:50,410
-MIKE: Fuck you.
-(ALL LAUGH)

551
00:21:50,511 --> 00:21:54,282
And at first, I was like,
"Why am I here?"

552
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:59,520
And then I noticed
this empty closet,

553
00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:01,789
and I dared him to get in it.

554
00:22:02,657 --> 00:22:04,592
And I don't know
what came over me,

555
00:22:04,692 --> 00:22:07,460
but I slammed the door
and I locked it.

556
00:22:07,562 --> 00:22:10,698
And he immediately started
screaming, like, really loud.

557
00:22:10,798 --> 00:22:14,001
And I didn't know what to do,
so I ran away.

558
00:22:14,101 --> 00:22:16,604
-(EMMA AND CHARLIE LAUGH)
-Yeah.

559
00:22:16,704 --> 00:22:18,506
(LAUGHING) Wait, why didn't you
just open it?

560
00:22:18,606 --> 00:22:21,209
Well, he was, like, going crazy,

561
00:22:21,309 --> 00:22:23,443
and it freaked me out,

562
00:22:23,544 --> 00:22:25,813
so I just ran home
and I didn't say anything.

563
00:22:25,913 --> 00:22:27,447
EMMA: What?
CHARLIE: And, uh...

564
00:22:27,548 --> 00:22:29,984
Wait, what...
What happened to him?

565
00:22:30,084 --> 00:22:31,351
RACHEL: I don't know.

566
00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:33,988
(LAUGHING)
Wait, what do you mean?

567
00:22:34,088 --> 00:22:35,523
-I remember...
-MIKE: That's dark, Rachel!

568
00:22:35,623 --> 00:22:39,527
I remember his dad
coming over later that day.

569
00:22:39,627 --> 00:22:43,998
He asked me what was going on,
and if I knew where his son was.

570
00:22:44,098 --> 00:22:46,901
And I was just so scared
that I was gonna get in trouble

571
00:22:47,001 --> 00:22:48,703
that I didn't tell him.

572
00:22:48,803 --> 00:22:50,338
And the next morning
when I woke up,

573
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:52,573
there was, like, a full
search party going.

574
00:22:52,673 --> 00:22:55,042
-You left him there overnight?
-Yeah.

575
00:22:55,142 --> 00:22:57,178
But they found him.
They found him. Don't worry.

576
00:22:57,278 --> 00:22:59,647
He's alive! He's alive.

577
00:22:59,747 --> 00:23:01,282
But no one ever
asked me about it,

578
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:02,850
and it never came back to me,
for some reason.

579
00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:05,119
CHARLIE: Yeah, 'cause he was
terrified of you obviously.

580
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:06,486
RACHEL: Yeah. Maybe.

581
00:23:06,587 --> 00:23:09,422
Well, what would you have done
if they hadn't found him?

582
00:23:09,523 --> 00:23:11,325
Oh, I would have said something.

583
00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:12,693
It kinda sounds like you didn't.

584
00:23:12,793 --> 00:23:14,729
Well, they found him.
I didn't have to say anything.

585
00:23:14,829 --> 00:23:17,397
-What's yours, then, Charlie?
-RACHEL: Yeah, come on, Charlie.

586
00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:18,666
Oh, um...

587
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:21,035
What's the worst thing
I've ever done?

588
00:23:21,135 --> 00:23:23,771
And don't fuck around, man.
The worst one.

589
00:23:23,871 --> 00:23:25,106
MIKE: Mm-hm.
RACHEL: Don't bullshit us.

590
00:23:25,606 --> 00:23:26,707
CHARLIE: I...

591
00:23:26,807 --> 00:23:30,611
(SIGHS) Fuck. I... I don't know.
I don't know.

592
00:23:30,711 --> 00:23:32,680
I don't know.
I honestly don't know.

593
00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:34,715
No, fuck that.
You have to say something.

594
00:23:34,815 --> 00:23:36,517
Um...

595
00:23:36,617 --> 00:23:39,520
Um... (STUTTERS, TAPS)
...I cyberbullied someone

596
00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:41,188
really badly
when I was in school.

597
00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:43,024
Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

598
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,761
-When?
-CHARLIE: Um...

599
00:23:46,861 --> 00:23:49,630
-I must have been 14, I think.
-This fucking guy, man.

600
00:23:49,730 --> 00:23:51,599
Yeah, but, like, how bad
are we talking?

601
00:23:51,699 --> 00:23:54,735
CHARLIE: No, badly. He moved.
His entire family moved.

602
00:23:54,835 --> 00:23:56,270
MIKE: Because of the bullying?

603
00:23:56,370 --> 00:23:58,806
(SOFTLY) Yeah. Yeah. Like, yeah.

604
00:23:58,906 --> 00:24:00,608
(LAUGHS)
But when I think about it,

605
00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:02,810
it could have been
a coincidence. (STAMMERS)

606
00:24:02,910 --> 00:24:04,078
MIKE: Lame.
RACHEL: Come on.

607
00:24:04,178 --> 00:24:05,680
CHARLIE: But they did move.
And he was crying!

608
00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:07,114
I made him cry
a bunch of times.

609
00:24:07,214 --> 00:24:09,016
You were 14! Who cares?

610
00:24:09,116 --> 00:24:11,652
Your brain doesn't even
fully develop until you're 25.

611
00:24:11,752 --> 00:24:13,254
And yours never got there?

612
00:24:13,354 --> 00:24:14,989
Why are we all
ganging up on me today?

613
00:24:15,089 --> 00:24:16,724
-I didn't say anything.
-MIKE: Yeah, that's true.

614
00:24:16,824 --> 00:24:19,026
-Thank you, Emma. You're sweet.
-Oh, Emma. What about Emma?

615
00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:21,862
I didn't mean...
No, I think you were still...

616
00:24:21,963 --> 00:24:23,397
No, no, no, no.
He's disqualified.

617
00:24:23,496 --> 00:24:24,532
We're moving on. Come on.

618
00:24:24,632 --> 00:24:25,933
Yeah, come on,
give us something good.

619
00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:28,803
-Give us some hot tea, Emma.
-(EMMA GROANS)

620
00:24:30,004 --> 00:24:31,471
(MIKE LAUGHS)

621
00:24:31,939 --> 00:24:32,940
EMMA: Hm.

622
00:24:37,011 --> 00:24:38,045
(CHUCKLES)

623
00:24:39,347 --> 00:24:40,848
Do you know what it is?

624
00:24:40,948 --> 00:24:42,350
Uh, I don't know.

625
00:24:42,450 --> 00:24:43,718
-Do I know what this is?
-(GROANS SOFTLY)

626
00:24:45,186 --> 00:24:46,554
MIKE: Come on.

627
00:24:46,654 --> 00:24:48,222
(EMMA SMACKS LIPS, SIGHS SOFTLY)

628
00:24:48,322 --> 00:24:49,489
RACHEL: Come on.

629
00:24:50,424 --> 00:24:51,491
Don't pussy out on us now.

630
00:24:51,592 --> 00:24:53,094
Okay. I, um...

631
00:24:54,628 --> 00:24:56,197
(SMACKS LIPS) I, like...

632
00:24:56,931 --> 00:24:59,100
almost did a mass shooting.

633
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:01,502
(LAUGHS)

634
00:25:01,602 --> 00:25:04,171
CHARLIE: No, what do you mean?
What do you mean?

635
00:25:04,271 --> 00:25:06,007
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
-Uh...

636
00:25:06,107 --> 00:25:08,476
Like, um, when I was 15,

637
00:25:08,576 --> 00:25:10,478
I was, like, really, really
fucked-up back then,

638
00:25:10,578 --> 00:25:12,980
and, um, yeah,

639
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:17,685
I planned to bring
a weapon to school.

640
00:25:17,785 --> 00:25:19,787
And, like, do a school shooting?

641
00:25:20,287 --> 00:25:23,891
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

642
00:25:23,991 --> 00:25:25,026
What?

643
00:25:25,126 --> 00:25:27,762
EMMA: Yeah, I think I was, like,
actually gonna do it.

644
00:25:27,862 --> 00:25:29,263
I think I almost did one.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

645
00:25:29,363 --> 00:25:30,664
Oh, come on.

646
00:25:30,765 --> 00:25:32,733
CHARLIE: You're joking.
You, like, fantasized about it.

647
00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:35,336
No, like, I had a weapon,

648
00:25:35,436 --> 00:25:39,073
and I brought it
to school which is...

649
00:25:40,041 --> 00:25:41,008
Yeah.

650
00:25:42,511 --> 00:25:43,611
What weapon?

651
00:25:43,711 --> 00:25:44,812
It was my dad's rifle.

652
00:25:44,912 --> 00:25:46,847
No. No, I don't
believe this for a second.

653
00:25:46,947 --> 00:25:49,350
No, it's true. I mean,
it's actually why I'm deaf.

654
00:25:49,450 --> 00:25:52,853
I was practicing in the woods,
and I held the gun too close.

655
00:25:54,188 --> 00:25:56,157
-CHARLIE: What? (SIGHS)
-(CHUCKLES)

656
00:25:57,024 --> 00:25:58,025
Yeah.

657
00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:00,694
You said you had that
since birth.

658
00:26:00,795 --> 00:26:01,996
What are you... (LAUGHS)

659
00:26:02,096 --> 00:26:05,933
EMMA: Well, I didn't, like,
wanna say, but, um...

660
00:26:06,033 --> 00:26:07,501
Yeah. (STAMMERS)

661
00:26:07,601 --> 00:26:09,937
I was holding it,
and then my ear popped.

662
00:26:10,037 --> 00:26:12,740
And there was all this blood,

663
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:16,744
and yeah, that was that. Yeah.

664
00:26:18,879 --> 00:26:20,748
(CHUCKLES, STUTTERS)
But I didn't...

665
00:26:20,848 --> 00:26:21,849
I didn't do anything.

666
00:26:21,949 --> 00:26:23,818
I didn't, like,
actually do anything.

667
00:26:23,918 --> 00:26:26,620
I know it's, like, insane
to have the fucking, like, idea,

668
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:27,888
but I didn't...

669
00:26:28,923 --> 00:26:32,893
I... Yeah, I didn't
actually do anything.

670
00:26:32,993 --> 00:26:35,196
(CHARLIE CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY)

671
00:26:36,964 --> 00:26:38,132
(EMMA CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

672
00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:41,836
CHARLIE: Oh. (LAUGHS)

673
00:26:41,936 --> 00:26:43,505
You know
my cousin's in a wheelchair

674
00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:45,306
because of a shooting, right?

675
00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:53,180
I... I didn't know that, no.

676
00:26:54,682 --> 00:26:56,684
RACHEL: Are you fucking serious?

677
00:26:58,185 --> 00:27:00,221
CHARLIE: (CHUCKLING) Wait...
Wait, are you...

678
00:27:00,321 --> 00:27:04,091
Are you being serious about...
Is this a real thing? Like...

679
00:27:04,191 --> 00:27:05,259
This is...

680
00:27:06,561 --> 00:27:07,962
so disturbing,

681
00:27:08,062 --> 00:27:10,064
I don't even know
how to respond to this.

682
00:27:10,164 --> 00:27:13,701
Um, I'm... I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have said anything.

683
00:27:13,801 --> 00:27:15,169
You planned a school shooting?

684
00:27:15,269 --> 00:27:17,204
-I mean, I was 15 years old.
-Rachel. Rachel. Don't...

685
00:27:17,304 --> 00:27:19,508
RACHEL: Oh, you were 15? So,
what, does that make it okay?

686
00:27:19,608 --> 00:27:20,875
You were 15?

687
00:27:20,975 --> 00:27:23,377
No, that's not what I'm saying.
I just...

688
00:27:23,477 --> 00:27:26,013
-Um, I'm sorry. I'm drunk.
-RACHEL: Oh, you're drunk,

689
00:27:26,113 --> 00:27:27,648
so what does that mean?
Are you lying?

690
00:27:27,748 --> 00:27:29,216
Rachel, just stop
yelling at her. What the...

691
00:27:29,316 --> 00:27:30,217
Stop yelling?

692
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:32,753
You know what? Fuck this.
We're leaving. Mike!

693
00:27:32,853 --> 00:27:34,121
Rachel, I know that
this sounds insane.

694
00:27:34,221 --> 00:27:34,989
I get that.

695
00:27:35,089 --> 00:27:36,490
It's just that, like,
at the time

696
00:27:36,591 --> 00:27:37,691
I was really depressed, and I...

697
00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:40,494
Um, hey, look, Rach,
I'm gonna order an Uber.

698
00:27:40,595 --> 00:27:41,962
Can we just calm down
for a second?

699
00:27:42,062 --> 00:27:45,132
RACHEL: Sam is actually
paralyzed because of that.

700
00:27:45,232 --> 00:27:45,966
CHARLIE: Who's Sam?

701
00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:47,201
My cousin. My fucking cousin.

702
00:27:47,301 --> 00:27:48,836
I'm sorry, I didn't know
what his name was.

703
00:27:48,936 --> 00:27:50,471
Samantha.
I've told you about her.

704
00:27:50,572 --> 00:27:53,642
-Is everything all right?
-Yeah, can we get some water...

705
00:27:53,741 --> 00:27:55,109
COORDINATOR: Oh, my God.
RACHEL: Shit.

706
00:27:55,209 --> 00:27:58,112
-(RETCHING)
-(GROUP EXCLAIMING)

707
00:27:58,913 --> 00:28:01,081
(MUFFLED EMMA VOMITING)

708
00:28:07,288 --> 00:28:08,289
Seven minutes.

709
00:28:09,323 --> 00:28:10,191
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

710
00:28:10,291 --> 00:28:11,626
You do have the keys.
They're in your purse.

711
00:28:11,725 --> 00:28:13,827
Charlie, I don't have the key.
I checked.

712
00:28:13,928 --> 00:28:15,162
I checked. On the way here,

713
00:28:15,262 --> 00:28:16,897
-I already checked.
-(METAL JINGLING)

714
00:28:16,997 --> 00:28:18,432
-They're not in there.
-I...

715
00:28:18,533 --> 00:28:19,733
(CHARLIE SIGHS)

716
00:28:20,801 --> 00:28:22,970
-You see? (HESITATES)
-(METAL JINGLING)

717
00:28:23,070 --> 00:28:25,072
-CHARLIE: I can hear them.
-I did this already.

718
00:28:25,607 --> 00:28:26,774
Oh.

719
00:28:34,616 --> 00:28:36,350
-Charlie, I didn't mean...
-Emma.

720
00:28:36,450 --> 00:28:37,418
...for tonight to be...

721
00:28:37,519 --> 00:28:38,553
-I didn't mean...
-I don't...

722
00:28:38,653 --> 00:28:40,221
Let's just talk about it
in the morning.

723
00:28:40,921 --> 00:28:41,855
Are you sure?
'Cause I feel like...

724
00:28:41,956 --> 00:28:43,023
Yes, you're fucked up.

725
00:28:43,123 --> 00:28:44,091
I don't want to talk to you
right now. So...

726
00:28:44,191 --> 00:28:46,327
EMMA: I'm not fucked up.
CHARLIE: You are.

727
00:28:46,427 --> 00:28:47,428
Let's just go to bed.

728
00:28:49,463 --> 00:28:50,464
Okay.

729
00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:53,467
CHARLIE:
<i>How'd you get so drunk?</i>

730
00:28:53,568 --> 00:28:55,436
(TENSE, DRAMATIC MUSIC
CONTINUES)

731
00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:16,957
(LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS)

732
00:29:20,261 --> 00:29:25,366
(MUFFLED BUZZING)

733
00:29:25,466 --> 00:29:28,135
(FOOTSTEPS ECHOING, MUFFLED)

734
00:29:33,807 --> 00:29:35,776
(UNNERVING MUSIC PLAYING)

735
00:29:35,876 --> 00:29:38,412
(MUFFLED BUZZING CONTINUES)

736
00:29:44,653 --> 00:29:46,120
(DISCORDANT SCREAMS)

737
00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:47,221
(SCREAMS END)

738
00:30:10,444 --> 00:30:13,447
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

739
00:30:13,548 --> 00:30:16,016
-Is that you?
-EMMA: Yeah.

740
00:30:16,116 --> 00:30:18,218
What? When did you wear glasses?

741
00:30:19,853 --> 00:30:22,524
-Can you send this to me?
-No, no, I cannot.

742
00:30:22,624 --> 00:30:24,158
-Why not?
-Because I look insane.

743
00:30:37,971 --> 00:30:39,173
(RIFLE COCKS)

744
00:30:47,682 --> 00:30:49,283
-(FIRES)
-(EARS RINGING)

745
00:30:49,383 --> 00:30:50,217
(MUFFLED) Fuck!

746
00:30:50,317 --> 00:30:52,620
-(EARS RINGING)
-(GROANING)

747
00:30:53,987 --> 00:30:56,156
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)

748
00:30:56,423 --> 00:30:57,559
(EXHALES)

749
00:30:59,860 --> 00:31:01,563
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

750
00:31:05,366 --> 00:31:06,333
Charlie.

751
00:31:09,704 --> 00:31:10,871
Charlie.

752
00:31:12,540 --> 00:31:14,007
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

753
00:31:20,013 --> 00:31:21,014
(GLASS CLINKS)

754
00:31:21,115 --> 00:31:22,950
(UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING)

755
00:31:39,266 --> 00:31:41,001
CHARLIE: <i>I mean, she's insane.</i>
<i>She's insane, right?</i>

756
00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:42,436
MIKE: <i>Yeah, I mean,</i>
<i>she's obviously not the person</i>

757
00:31:42,537 --> 00:31:43,337
<i>you thought she was.</i>

758
00:31:43,437 --> 00:31:44,806
The fucking wedding
is this weekend.

759
00:31:44,905 --> 00:31:46,240
My family's flying in on Friday.

760
00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:48,208
And I've spent
so much fucking money.

761
00:31:48,308 --> 00:31:50,444
MIKE: No, we'll worry about
that stuff later, all right?

762
00:31:50,545 --> 00:31:52,112
You're not marrying
a psychopath, right?

763
00:31:52,212 --> 00:31:54,148
(MUFFLED MIKE
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

764
00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:55,949
Fly back to London.
Leave right now.

765
00:31:56,049 --> 00:31:57,418
Don't even go back
to the apartment.

766
00:31:57,519 --> 00:32:00,421
Get away as fast you can.
I'll take care of it.

767
00:32:00,522 --> 00:32:01,589
I'll call the police.

768
00:32:03,223 --> 00:32:04,759
I'll beat her up.
Whatever you want.

769
00:32:04,859 --> 00:32:06,059
-(DOOR OPENS)
-(MUSIC STOPS)

770
00:32:06,761 --> 00:32:07,928
(DOOR CLOSES)

771
00:32:15,670 --> 00:32:16,671
(SOFTLY) Thank you.

772
00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:21,108
(SIGHS WEARILY)

773
00:32:35,857 --> 00:32:37,491
(LAUGHS)

774
00:32:43,497 --> 00:32:45,232
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)

775
00:32:48,168 --> 00:32:50,605
I'm really sorry
about last night.

776
00:32:51,438 --> 00:32:52,206
(SOFTLY) Um...

777
00:32:52,306 --> 00:32:57,177
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
No. That was, uh...

778
00:32:58,111 --> 00:32:59,980
Do you hate me?

779
00:33:00,682 --> 00:33:01,649
No.

780
00:33:04,953 --> 00:33:06,487
-Just that...
-What?

781
00:33:08,957 --> 00:33:10,290
I mean, was it true?

782
00:33:12,993 --> 00:33:14,596
(SIGHS) I just...

783
00:33:14,696 --> 00:33:16,063
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

784
00:33:16,163 --> 00:33:18,666
There's no way. I mean...

785
00:33:18,766 --> 00:33:20,434
I'm just having
a really hard time believing...

786
00:33:20,535 --> 00:33:23,771
Why would I make something
like that up? It's... (SIGHS)

787
00:33:24,873 --> 00:33:26,674
So you were just
never gonna tell me?

788
00:33:29,544 --> 00:33:30,512
Maybe.

789
00:33:33,113 --> 00:33:35,783
Then why say it
in front of everybody?

790
00:33:35,884 --> 00:33:37,819
I didn't fucking plan it,
you know?

791
00:33:37,919 --> 00:33:40,522
It just... I was drunk.
I mean...

792
00:33:41,623 --> 00:33:42,624
(SOFTLY) Hm.

793
00:33:45,058 --> 00:33:46,226
I mean, were you...

794
00:33:46,326 --> 00:33:48,028
Can we just forget about it?

795
00:33:49,363 --> 00:33:50,798
Like, I won't bring it up.

796
00:33:50,899 --> 00:33:51,966
You don't bring it up
and we just,

797
00:33:52,065 --> 00:33:54,702
like, forget about it.
We just don't...

798
00:33:54,802 --> 00:33:56,504
I kind of think I have to know,

799
00:33:57,839 --> 00:33:59,774
'cause...

800
00:33:59,874 --> 00:34:04,946
otherwise I'm gonna be assuming
you're like a psychopath.

801
00:34:05,045 --> 00:34:06,514
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

802
00:34:06,614 --> 00:34:07,582
I mean...

803
00:34:10,217 --> 00:34:11,886
Like, why...
How did you even get the...

804
00:34:11,986 --> 00:34:14,187
Why did you want
to shoot up your school?

805
00:34:14,288 --> 00:34:16,490
-God, don't say it like that.
-Well, that's what you said.

806
00:34:16,591 --> 00:34:17,759
-I just...
-You said you planned

807
00:34:17,859 --> 00:34:19,493
-a school shooting.
-Okay, I get it. Just please.

808
00:34:22,329 --> 00:34:24,197
(EXHALES, WHISPERS) Please.

809
00:34:25,098 --> 00:34:26,366
I don't want you
to fixate on this.

810
00:34:26,466 --> 00:34:28,168
-You know how you are. You do.
-What the fuck

811
00:34:28,268 --> 00:34:29,637
-are you talking about?
-You fixate on things

812
00:34:29,737 --> 00:34:30,838
-and you can't stop thinking...
-Think it's gonna be better...

813
00:34:33,942 --> 00:34:35,375
We should just do this later.

814
00:34:36,678 --> 00:34:37,912
(SCOFFS) Why?

815
00:34:38,012 --> 00:34:38,980
Well, because I feel like shit,

816
00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:40,414
and we're supposed
to meet Frances.

817
00:34:40,515 --> 00:34:42,082
Okay, just cancel Frances.
Like... (SCOFFS)

818
00:34:42,182 --> 00:34:43,283
EMMA: No, we can't.

819
00:34:43,383 --> 00:34:45,620
I mean, it's, like,
her only time apparently.

820
00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:50,290
(HESITATES) You know,
unless you don't

821
00:34:50,390 --> 00:34:51,793
want to go through with it
anymore.

822
00:34:57,230 --> 00:34:59,667
Do you not want to get married?

823
00:34:59,767 --> 00:35:03,437
Emma, of course I want
to get married. (HESITATES)

824
00:35:03,538 --> 00:35:07,274
I just... (SIGHS) I just want to
be able to talk to you about it.

825
00:35:08,710 --> 00:35:10,612
Like was this... When was this?
It was in high school?

826
00:35:10,712 --> 00:35:12,647
(RETCHES)

827
00:35:12,747 --> 00:35:14,082
(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

828
00:35:14,181 --> 00:35:15,750
EMMA: Then we sort of
settled down

829
00:35:15,850 --> 00:35:17,585
when I was, like, seven.

830
00:35:17,685 --> 00:35:21,556
And I was fine then, I think.
I had friends and stuff.

831
00:35:22,757 --> 00:35:23,958
Um...

832
00:35:24,892 --> 00:35:27,528
(SMACKS LIPS) Then we moved
again when I was, like, 14.

833
00:35:28,863 --> 00:35:29,831
CHARLIE: Where to?

834
00:35:29,931 --> 00:35:31,331
-Uh, Louisiana.
-CHARLIE: Right.

835
00:35:31,431 --> 00:35:32,934
-(TAPE WHIRRING)
-EMMA: Yeah, I just...

836
00:35:33,034 --> 00:35:35,036
<i>I didn't make any new friends</i>

837
00:35:35,135 --> 00:35:37,805
<i>and I thought</i>
<i>everyone hated me and I...</i>

838
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,644
-(GUNFIRE)
-(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

839
00:35:42,744 --> 00:35:45,513
(RAP SONG PLAYING)

840
00:35:48,916 --> 00:35:50,317
-(MUSIC STOPS)
-GIRL: Sorry.

841
00:35:51,251 --> 00:35:52,486
Fuck you!

842
00:36:00,327 --> 00:36:01,629
-And that was it?
-EMMA: No, no...

843
00:36:01,729 --> 00:36:04,098
I mean, like,
there was other stuff...

844
00:36:04,197 --> 00:36:05,733
I just... That was one example.

845
00:36:06,901 --> 00:36:08,402
Ever heard of deodorant?

846
00:36:09,269 --> 00:36:10,237
(WHISPERS) Bitch.

847
00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:12,305
You know, like, shit like that.

848
00:36:13,007 --> 00:36:14,441
(LAUGHS)

849
00:36:14,542 --> 00:36:16,978
So how'd you go
from there to, like...

850
00:36:17,078 --> 00:36:20,114
How does a child
even get the idea?

851
00:36:20,213 --> 00:36:21,481
I mean, it wasn't...

852
00:36:22,850 --> 00:36:24,351
...like, an original idea.

853
00:36:24,451 --> 00:36:26,821
I mean, there were shootings
all the time.

854
00:36:27,755 --> 00:36:29,691
I guess I was just,
like, intrigued.

855
00:36:30,658 --> 00:36:31,693
Intrigued?

856
00:36:32,827 --> 00:36:33,828
Yeah.

857
00:36:34,862 --> 00:36:36,329
CHARLIE: <i>By what?</i>

858
00:36:36,430 --> 00:36:38,833
EMMA: <i>Like,</i>
<i>the aesthetics of it.</i>

859
00:36:40,233 --> 00:36:41,401
CHARLIE: <i>Of what?</i>

860
00:36:42,170 --> 00:36:43,504
EMMA: <i>Of shootings.</i>

861
00:36:43,604 --> 00:36:46,473
<i>It was, like, a whole thing</i>
<i>online and I just...</i>

862
00:36:46,574 --> 00:36:48,208
<i>I think I just thought</i>
<i>it looked cool.</i>

863
00:36:48,308 --> 00:36:50,477
(DOO-WOP MUSIC PLAYING)

864
00:36:57,484 --> 00:36:58,653
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

865
00:37:00,188 --> 00:37:05,258
♪ <i>Wind, wind blow ♪</i>

866
00:37:05,358 --> 00:37:09,831
♪ <i>Wind, wind blow ♪</i>

867
00:37:09,931 --> 00:37:14,301
♪ <i>Wind, wind blow ♪</i>

868
00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:18,438
♪ <i>Wind, wind blow ♪</i>

869
00:37:18,539 --> 00:37:22,543
♪ <i>Wind, wind blow ♪</i>

870
00:37:22,643 --> 00:37:24,212
EMMA: <i>I don't know.</i>
<i>I just started to believe</i>

871
00:37:24,311 --> 00:37:26,614
<i>this character</i>
<i>that I was playing.</i>

872
00:37:26,714 --> 00:37:28,616
<i>And I guess it got me</i>
<i>a lot of attention,</i>

873
00:37:28,716 --> 00:37:30,484
<i>-'cause I was a girl.</i>
-(ALARM RINGING)

874
00:37:31,318 --> 00:37:33,020
-Shit.
-What?

875
00:37:33,121 --> 00:37:35,388
We have to go.

876
00:37:35,489 --> 00:37:37,225
-FRANCES: I'll shoot you first.
-(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS)

877
00:37:37,324 --> 00:37:38,458
Then your parents,

878
00:37:38,559 --> 00:37:40,628
then I'll shoot you
and your parents.

879
00:37:40,728 --> 00:37:43,064
Then I'll do the maid,
grandparents...

880
00:37:43,164 --> 00:37:44,297
And you don't have
any siblings, right?

881
00:37:44,397 --> 00:37:45,365
-No.
-FRANCES: Okay.

882
00:37:45,465 --> 00:37:47,935
Uh, then I'll shoot ring bearer.

883
00:37:48,035 --> 00:37:51,139
Then I'll get your full-length,
back of dress, putting on veil.

884
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:52,206
Then I'll shoot you.

885
00:37:52,305 --> 00:37:54,307
Same thing,
with and without parents.

886
00:37:54,407 --> 00:37:57,245
With best man,
then grandparents.

887
00:37:57,344 --> 00:37:58,513
Uh, I don't think
they can make it.

888
00:37:58,613 --> 00:38:01,249
-(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS)
-They're not coming?

889
00:38:01,348 --> 00:38:03,518
Just, uh, the travel
might be a bit much.

890
00:38:03,618 --> 00:38:05,686
Okay, shooting grandparents TBD.

891
00:38:05,787 --> 00:38:08,089
(SMACKS LIPS) Uh, but then
I'll get your full-length

892
00:38:08,189 --> 00:38:10,258
and then we'll do
a close-up of the rings.

893
00:38:10,357 --> 00:38:12,527
Signing the certificate.
The first dance.

894
00:38:12,627 --> 00:38:13,995
Cake cutting. Bouquet toss.

895
00:38:14,095 --> 00:38:16,931
And then I'm just gonna get like
a bunch of candids throughout.

896
00:38:17,031 --> 00:38:19,934
Yeah? Does that feel like
it covers everything?

897
00:38:20,034 --> 00:38:21,068
EMMA: Mm-hm.

898
00:38:21,169 --> 00:38:22,136
-Yeah, I think so.
-FRANCES: Yeah?

899
00:38:22,236 --> 00:38:23,436
Okay, I'll send you
the shot list

900
00:38:23,538 --> 00:38:25,405
and you let me know
if you want to add anything.

901
00:38:25,506 --> 00:38:26,674
-CHARLIE: Cool.
-Yeah.

902
00:38:26,774 --> 00:38:27,775
FRANCES: Okay.

903
00:38:30,678 --> 00:38:32,980
Am I sensing some nerves?

904
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,950
-(BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY)
-A little camera shy?

905
00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:38,686
Why don't, um...
(SMACKS LIPS) I think that...

906
00:38:38,786 --> 00:38:41,589
Why don't we, uh...
Let's do a little warm-up.

907
00:38:41,689 --> 00:38:43,356
Let's do a little warm-up
so we're feeling, you know,

908
00:38:43,456 --> 00:38:46,727
like revved up and comfortable
on the day. Yeah?

909
00:38:47,195 --> 00:38:48,296
All right. Let's try it.

910
00:38:48,395 --> 00:38:49,864
Let's do a little warm-up.
Up on our feet.

911
00:38:49,964 --> 00:38:53,935
Okay. Just leave
your coats there and, um...

912
00:38:54,035 --> 00:38:55,536
Yeah, just stand right there.
That's right.

913
00:38:55,636 --> 00:38:57,404
That's right.
Just split that mark.

914
00:38:57,505 --> 00:39:00,675
Okay. Let's see how this looks.

915
00:39:00,775 --> 00:39:02,844
All right, Charlie,
can... (LAUGHS)

916
00:39:02,944 --> 00:39:04,812
Move a little closer
to the love of your life.

917
00:39:04,912 --> 00:39:05,980
There we go.

918
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:10,651
All right, so, um, think about
what you want to express.

919
00:39:10,751 --> 00:39:13,020
Think about what you love
about your partner.

920
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,089
So, Emma, what's your favorite
thing about Charlie?

921
00:39:15,756 --> 00:39:17,158
Um... (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

922
00:39:17,258 --> 00:39:20,094
I, uh, love that
he's very smart.

923
00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:21,762
Um...

924
00:39:21,863 --> 00:39:28,002
Very caring and open-minded
and understanding.

925
00:39:28,102 --> 00:39:32,372
And, um, and handsome...
(CHUCKLING) ...obviously, so...

926
00:39:32,472 --> 00:39:33,574
(SIGHS) Uh...

927
00:39:33,674 --> 00:39:34,775
FRANCES: Okay, good. Good, good.

928
00:39:34,876 --> 00:39:37,211
Okay, so keep those things
in mind. Okay?

929
00:39:37,311 --> 00:39:38,613
-Charlie.
-Hm?

930
00:39:38,713 --> 00:39:40,615
FRANCES: What's your
favorite thing about Emma?

931
00:39:42,149 --> 00:39:44,585
Um...
(SMACKS LIPS) Sh...

932
00:39:44,685 --> 00:39:50,324
She's, uh, kind (SMACKS LIPS)
and, um, empathetic and, uh...

933
00:39:50,423 --> 00:39:52,693
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

934
00:39:52,793 --> 00:39:54,161
Funny.

935
00:39:54,262 --> 00:39:59,100
She's beautiful. And empathetic.

936
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,935
-Double empathy. That's good.
-(CHARLIE, EMMA CHUCKLE SOFTLY)

937
00:40:01,035 --> 00:40:02,803
Okay, so hold on
to those thoughts, okay?

938
00:40:02,904 --> 00:40:05,506
And we're just gonna send them
into the camera.

939
00:40:05,606 --> 00:40:07,642
-Don't forget to smile.
-(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS)

940
00:40:09,442 --> 00:40:10,978
-(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS)
-Really smile.

941
00:40:12,013 --> 00:40:13,014
(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS)

942
00:40:13,915 --> 00:40:15,216
-(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS)
-Okay. Yeah.

943
00:40:15,316 --> 00:40:16,617
Just smile naturally.

944
00:40:17,718 --> 00:40:19,086
(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS)

945
00:40:20,288 --> 00:40:23,658
Yeah, just like a... Mm.

946
00:40:23,758 --> 00:40:26,560
Yeah, Charlie,
just a completely natural smile.

947
00:40:26,661 --> 00:40:28,696
(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS)

948
00:40:28,796 --> 00:40:31,065
-(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS)
-Yeah. Just like

949
00:40:31,165 --> 00:40:33,134
how you would smile in life.

950
00:40:33,234 --> 00:40:34,936
-(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS)
-Okay. Um,

951
00:40:35,036 --> 00:40:37,238
Ben, let's, um...
let's get some music.

952
00:40:37,338 --> 00:40:38,406
Let's get some vibes.

953
00:40:38,506 --> 00:40:41,609
Okay? Shake things up a little.
Yeah?

954
00:40:41,709 --> 00:40:42,710
All right. Good, good.

955
00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:43,945
-That's a real smile.
-(CHARLIE LAUGHS)

956
00:40:44,045 --> 00:40:46,113
That was real.
That's what I was looking for.

957
00:40:46,213 --> 00:40:47,315
Okay, put a hand on his chest.

958
00:40:47,415 --> 00:40:48,282
<i>(TRY SLEEPING WITH A BROKEN</i>
<i>HEART</i> PLAYS ON SPEAKER)

959
00:40:48,382 --> 00:40:49,583
Okay. Oh, bling.

960
00:40:49,684 --> 00:40:51,619
-(STUDIO LIGHT BANGS)
-There we go. Love it. Yeah.

961
00:40:52,386 --> 00:40:53,587
Okay.

962
00:40:53,688 --> 00:40:56,924
And... And remember,
you know each other really well.

963
00:40:57,024 --> 00:40:59,794
You're completely
comfortable together.

964
00:41:00,528 --> 00:41:01,729
Okay.

965
00:41:02,396 --> 00:41:03,397
Yeah.

966
00:41:03,496 --> 00:41:06,400
Emma, fall into him.
Just rest your...

967
00:41:06,499 --> 00:41:10,805
We're in love.
We want to show it to the world.

968
00:41:10,905 --> 00:41:14,909
We found love
that we're gonna have forever.

969
00:41:15,009 --> 00:41:17,078
Right. Charlie,
you're still here?

970
00:41:17,178 --> 00:41:19,580
You get to be
with this beautiful woman.

971
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,983
Empathetic woman. You know that.

972
00:41:22,083 --> 00:41:26,787
Good. Good smiles. Good smiles.
Good, you two.

973
00:41:26,887 --> 00:41:29,357
<i>Okay, that's nice.</i>
<i>You guys look great.</i>

974
00:41:29,457 --> 00:41:35,529
<i>♪ Tonight, I'm gonna find a way</i>
<i>to make it without you ♪</i>

975
00:41:35,629 --> 00:41:40,001
<i>♪ I'm gonna hold on</i>
<i>to the times that we had ♪</i>

976
00:41:40,101 --> 00:41:43,004
<i>♪ Tonight,</i>
<i>I'm gonna find a way... ♪</i>

977
00:41:43,104 --> 00:41:44,105
FRANCES: Um...

978
00:41:45,873 --> 00:41:49,110
Okay. Um, you know,
I think that, um...

979
00:41:49,210 --> 00:41:50,678
We'll, we'll...

980
00:41:50,778 --> 00:41:52,847
-We'll get there on the day.
-Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

981
00:41:52,947 --> 00:41:53,914
Okay.

982
00:41:56,484 --> 00:41:57,451
-Okay. Okay.
-All right.

983
00:41:57,551 --> 00:41:58,552
(ALL LAUGH AWKWARDLY)

984
00:41:58,652 --> 00:41:59,920
-Thank you.
-FRANCES: (LAUGHS) Okay.

985
00:42:00,254 --> 00:42:01,822
(HORN BLARES)

986
00:42:01,922 --> 00:42:05,126
Jesus fucking...
Are you fucking kidding me?

987
00:42:05,226 --> 00:42:07,628
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

988
00:42:11,465 --> 00:42:12,566
-This is a crosswalk!
-Emma, come on.

989
00:42:12,666 --> 00:42:13,634
-People fucking cross here!
-MAN: Hey, dude,

990
00:42:13,734 --> 00:42:14,735
-control your girlfriend.
-Emma.

991
00:42:14,835 --> 00:42:15,903
-"Control your girlfriend"?
-Emma.

992
00:42:16,003 --> 00:42:17,004
MAN: Get the fuck
out of the way!

993
00:42:17,104 --> 00:42:18,539
I'm not getting out
of the fucking way.

994
00:42:18,639 --> 00:42:19,573
-MAN: You crazy bitch.
-It's a crosswalk, dumbass.

995
00:42:19,673 --> 00:42:20,641
-Jesus Christ.
-(METAL CLANGS)

996
00:42:20,741 --> 00:42:22,910
(INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES)

997
00:42:26,113 --> 00:42:28,082
(EMMA MOANING)

998
00:42:28,182 --> 00:42:29,150
(GROANS)

999
00:42:30,684 --> 00:42:31,919
(GROANS) Fuck.

1000
00:42:32,019 --> 00:42:33,888
Oh, Sorry.

1001
00:42:33,988 --> 00:42:35,956
What the fuck are you doing?

1002
00:42:36,057 --> 00:42:38,759
-(CHARLIE PANTS)
-I won't do that again.

1003
00:42:38,859 --> 00:42:40,761
I just don't really
like being slapped.

1004
00:42:42,196 --> 00:42:44,598
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

1005
00:42:44,698 --> 00:42:46,500
FLORIST: Hey,
thanks for waiting.

1006
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:47,802
So, how's it all going?

1007
00:42:49,837 --> 00:42:51,739
Sorry. Did I interrupt anything?

1008
00:42:51,839 --> 00:42:53,374
Just... No, it's great. Yeah.

1009
00:42:53,474 --> 00:42:55,176
Okay. Cool. (LAUGHS)
Long night?

1010
00:42:55,276 --> 00:42:56,043
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

1011
00:42:56,143 --> 00:42:57,778
Yeah, I know. Me too.
(CHUCKLES)

1012
00:42:57,878 --> 00:42:58,913
Um, should we check out...

1013
00:42:59,013 --> 00:42:59,947
(MUFFLED)
...what we were talking about?

1014
00:43:00,047 --> 00:43:01,215
EMMA: Yeah.
FLORIST: Cool. Okay.

1015
00:43:01,315 --> 00:43:02,383
These ones just came in.

1016
00:43:02,483 --> 00:43:04,318
You probably noticed them.
They're a little loud, but...

1017
00:43:04,418 --> 00:43:06,821
-(CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
-(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

1018
00:43:10,758 --> 00:43:12,626
Did you actually
like the lilies?

1019
00:43:14,563 --> 00:43:16,197
'Cause I can call him back
if you didn't.

1020
00:43:17,798 --> 00:43:20,267
-Uh, no, it's fine. Yeah.
-Okay.

1021
00:43:21,669 --> 00:43:22,837
You okay?

1022
00:43:26,508 --> 00:43:27,775
How close did you get?

1023
00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:29,710
You probably wanna know why.

1024
00:43:31,645 --> 00:43:32,847
"Why'd she do it?

1025
00:43:33,647 --> 00:43:34,982
"What's wrong with her?"

1026
00:43:39,286 --> 00:43:40,421
(SIGHS)

1027
00:43:40,522 --> 00:43:41,789
(WHISPERING) What the fuck.

1028
00:43:51,198 --> 00:43:52,366
Hey, fucker.

1029
00:43:53,234 --> 00:43:54,768
Hey, fucker.

1030
00:43:54,869 --> 00:43:56,837
-You wanna fucking die?
-(COMPUTER BEEPS)

1031
00:44:05,212 --> 00:44:06,213
Hi.

1032
00:44:07,014 --> 00:44:07,982
By the time you see this,

1033
00:44:08,082 --> 00:44:10,184
I'll most likely
already be gone.

1034
00:44:11,785 --> 00:44:13,387
And now you're wondering why.

1035
00:44:14,523 --> 00:44:15,756
-"Why did she..."
-(COMPUTER DINGS)

1036
00:44:16,891 --> 00:44:18,058
(WHISPERING) Fuck.

1037
00:44:25,699 --> 00:44:27,168
BOY: Oh, my God.
There's a shooting.

1038
00:44:27,268 --> 00:44:29,136
GIRL 1: What?
BOY: Yeah, at the mall.

1039
00:44:31,205 --> 00:44:32,473
People are, like, jumping
out of windows and shit.

1040
00:44:32,574 --> 00:44:33,542
GIRL 2: What? Right now?

1041
00:44:33,642 --> 00:44:35,510
GIRL 1: Oh, my God.
I was just there.

1042
00:44:35,610 --> 00:44:36,744
BOY: What the fuck
is going on?

1043
00:44:36,844 --> 00:44:38,212
CHARLIE: There was
another mass shooting?

1044
00:44:38,312 --> 00:44:40,381
Technically, it wasn't
a mass shooting, but yeah.

1045
00:44:41,415 --> 00:44:42,683
What do you mean?

1046
00:44:42,783 --> 00:44:45,819
Only three people died.
It has to be four or more.

1047
00:44:46,655 --> 00:44:49,591
Uh-huh, okay. Uh...

1048
00:44:50,424 --> 00:44:52,860
<i>And that's the reason</i>
<i>you didn't do it?</i>

1049
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,929
<i>'Cause someone else...</i>

1050
00:44:55,029 --> 00:44:57,298
That's the reason
you didn't do it, 'cause...

1051
00:44:58,199 --> 00:44:59,466
somebody else
just got there first?

1052
00:45:01,902 --> 00:45:05,540
I just got the news
that Marcus didn't make it.

1053
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,675
GIRL 1: What?

1054
00:45:06,774 --> 00:45:08,309
-He passed away earlier today...
-(SOBBING)

1055
00:45:08,409 --> 00:45:10,444
...at the hospital.

1056
00:45:13,814 --> 00:45:15,282
GIRL 2: <i>Who the fuck</i>
<i>does something like that?</i>

1057
00:45:15,382 --> 00:45:19,253
Like, what is wrong with you?
You know what I mean?

1058
00:45:19,353 --> 00:45:20,721
Yeah.

1059
00:45:23,592 --> 00:45:25,826
Yeah. It's like...

1060
00:45:26,661 --> 00:45:29,029
how can someone even, like...

1061
00:45:30,030 --> 00:45:31,899
-Get the idea?
-Yeah.

1062
00:45:31,999 --> 00:45:34,603
...with being here
with each other

1063
00:45:34,703 --> 00:45:36,003
in a moment like this,

1064
00:45:36,103 --> 00:45:38,506
and really seeing each other,
really hearing each other,

1065
00:45:38,607 --> 00:45:39,840
feeling each other.

1066
00:45:41,809 --> 00:45:43,310
Some of us might be scared.

1067
00:45:44,445 --> 00:45:46,347
Some of us might be angry.

1068
00:45:46,447 --> 00:45:48,882
I bet some of us
are confused today, aren't we?

1069
00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:52,152
<i>That's okay.</i>

1070
00:45:52,253 --> 00:45:54,455
We ain't gonna run away
from those feelings today.

1071
00:45:55,990 --> 00:45:56,890
So here's what we're gonna do.

1072
00:45:56,991 --> 00:45:58,526
I wanna try
an exercise with y'all.

1073
00:45:58,627 --> 00:46:01,762
All right, everybody
get up on your feet real quick.

1074
00:46:02,896 --> 00:46:03,864
What I want you to do

1075
00:46:03,964 --> 00:46:06,300
is to start slowly
walking around.

1076
00:46:08,402 --> 00:46:10,237
Good.

1077
00:46:10,337 --> 00:46:14,475
Now, after a moment,
I want you to stop.

1078
00:46:14,576 --> 00:46:18,112
Okay, look at that person
that's right in front of you.

1079
00:46:19,346 --> 00:46:20,180
See if you can sense

1080
00:46:20,281 --> 00:46:23,083
what they're experiencing
right now.

1081
00:46:23,183 --> 00:46:25,452
TEACHER: <i>Yeah, okay.</i>
<i>Any other thoughts?</i>

1082
00:46:25,553 --> 00:46:27,722
I don't know. I just feel like
this is specifically

1083
00:46:27,821 --> 00:46:29,890
a male problem, right?

1084
00:46:29,990 --> 00:46:32,426
Like it's always
some angry, crazy guy.

1085
00:46:33,093 --> 00:46:35,496
-TEACHER: Emma?
-Hm?

1086
00:46:35,597 --> 00:46:36,930
You don't agree?

1087
00:46:37,031 --> 00:46:38,499
No, there's been a few.

1088
00:46:38,932 --> 00:46:40,134
A few what?

1089
00:46:40,834 --> 00:46:43,270
Mass shootings by women.

1090
00:46:43,370 --> 00:46:45,172
Well, not in America.

1091
00:46:45,272 --> 00:46:46,840
Yeah, I mean,
there's even that song,

1092
00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:48,576
<i>-I Don't Like Mondays.</i>
-What?

1093
00:46:48,677 --> 00:46:49,744
It's about a woman

1094
00:46:49,843 --> 00:46:50,944
who shot a bunch of people
from her window

1095
00:46:51,045 --> 00:46:52,714
because she hated Mondays.

1096
00:46:52,813 --> 00:46:56,150
It's not just men,
and they're not all crazy.

1097
00:46:56,250 --> 00:46:58,352
A lot of them
are shockingly normal.

1098
00:46:58,452 --> 00:46:59,486
GIRL 3: Normal?

1099
00:46:59,587 --> 00:47:01,589
I mean, like, what the hell
are you talking about?

1100
00:47:01,690 --> 00:47:03,792
PRINCIPAL:
<i>Look them in the eyes.</i>

1101
00:47:03,891 --> 00:47:06,427
-Acknowledge them. Be with them.
-(SOBBING)

1102
00:47:06,528 --> 00:47:07,494
Be aware of them.

1103
00:47:09,764 --> 00:47:11,465
It's okay if you're emotional.

1104
00:47:13,967 --> 00:47:17,338
Okay, let's keep doing it.
Keep walking. Keep going.

1105
00:47:17,438 --> 00:47:20,240
<i>So, uh, I was gonna ask you</i>
<i>if you wanted to join me</i>

1106
00:47:20,341 --> 00:47:22,976
and, you know,
try to do something.

1107
00:47:24,512 --> 00:47:25,446
About?

1108
00:47:25,547 --> 00:47:26,914
Gun violence.

1109
00:47:27,414 --> 00:47:28,182
Oh.

1110
00:47:28,282 --> 00:47:29,617
'Cause I'm just
trying to organize

1111
00:47:29,718 --> 00:47:30,984
a little something, you know?

1112
00:47:31,085 --> 00:47:33,755
Unless you, like,
love guns or something.

1113
00:47:33,854 --> 00:47:35,989
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, no.

1114
00:47:36,090 --> 00:47:38,058
It's kind of like
that Louis Malle movie.

1115
00:47:38,793 --> 00:47:40,027
What?

1116
00:47:40,127 --> 00:47:42,062
Do you know the one
about the guy who wants to join

1117
00:47:42,162 --> 00:47:43,565
the French Resistance,

1118
00:47:43,665 --> 00:47:46,634
but they reject him,
so he joins the Nazis instead?

1119
00:47:48,335 --> 00:47:49,970
But it's, like,
the other way around.

1120
00:47:51,872 --> 00:47:53,273
I haven't seen that one.

1121
00:47:53,374 --> 00:47:55,342
I don't know,
if anyone wants to volunteer?

1122
00:47:56,745 --> 00:47:58,112
What about Emma?

1123
00:47:58,747 --> 00:48:00,080
-Me?
-BOY 2: Yeah.

1124
00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:02,483
I mean, I feel like
you'd be a good speaker.

1125
00:48:02,584 --> 00:48:03,484
Why?

1126
00:48:03,585 --> 00:48:06,487
I don't know.
I mean, it just makes sense.

1127
00:48:06,588 --> 00:48:08,188
I mean, you sound legit,

1128
00:48:08,288 --> 00:48:10,224
and I just feel like
you have the best face for it.

1129
00:48:12,527 --> 00:48:14,094
Okay. Yeah, Emma it is.

1130
00:48:14,562 --> 00:48:16,330
(FRENCH JAZZ SONG PLAYING)

1131
00:48:16,430 --> 00:48:18,633
-(SQUEALS)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1132
00:48:25,607 --> 00:48:26,541
BOY: <i>Okay.</i>

1133
00:48:26,641 --> 00:48:28,375
<i>Let's make the world</i>
<i>a better place, right?</i>

1134
00:48:29,376 --> 00:48:32,346
(CHANTING) No more guns!
No more guns!

1135
00:48:35,884 --> 00:48:37,418
And you didn't
feel like a fraud?

1136
00:48:38,485 --> 00:48:39,453
No.

1137
00:48:39,554 --> 00:48:42,156
It felt like finally waking up
from a bad dream.

1138
00:48:43,892 --> 00:48:45,092
Just like that?

1139
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:47,060
I mean, I guess.

1140
00:48:49,463 --> 00:48:50,464
Okay.

1141
00:48:52,099 --> 00:48:55,235
And you never
had those issues again?

1142
00:48:55,335 --> 00:48:57,037
Like what? What do you mean?

1143
00:48:57,705 --> 00:48:58,706
Like...

1144
00:48:59,741 --> 00:49:01,643
violent urges...

1145
00:49:01,743 --> 00:49:02,943
God, no. No.

1146
00:49:03,043 --> 00:49:04,445
CHARLIE: Okay.

1147
00:49:06,213 --> 00:49:07,214
But, like, when did...

1148
00:49:07,314 --> 00:49:09,016
Charlie, can we stop
talking about this?

1149
00:49:11,151 --> 00:49:12,787
Just... Until after the wedding?

1150
00:49:12,887 --> 00:49:16,156
Because... I just... I don't...
I don't wanna ruin everything.

1151
00:49:16,256 --> 00:49:18,626
And I don't want you
to look at me differently.

1152
00:49:18,726 --> 00:49:21,596
And I just... I love you.
I love you so much.

1153
00:49:26,967 --> 00:49:28,135
I love you too.

1154
00:49:32,941 --> 00:49:34,475
Rachel's not responding.

1155
00:49:35,142 --> 00:49:36,544
It's pretty late.

1156
00:49:36,644 --> 00:49:40,180
(SIGHS) Yeah, well, she's not
responding to my emails either.

1157
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:41,649
Why are you emailing her?

1158
00:49:41,749 --> 00:49:44,318
'Cause I stupidly got Alice
to hire her for this work thing.

1159
00:49:45,018 --> 00:49:46,253
I'll just call Mike
in the morning.

1160
00:49:46,353 --> 00:49:47,988
They probably both hate me.

1161
00:49:50,123 --> 00:49:51,225
They don't hate you.

1162
00:49:51,325 --> 00:49:53,160
It's gonna be all right,
I promise.

1163
00:49:53,260 --> 00:49:54,829
How do you know that?

1164
00:49:54,929 --> 00:49:56,430
'Cause it's just Rachel.
She's just...

1165
00:49:56,531 --> 00:49:59,734
She's just overreacting,
like she always does.

1166
00:50:14,414 --> 00:50:15,382
You know...

1167
00:50:15,917 --> 00:50:17,117
What?

1168
00:50:17,752 --> 00:50:18,720
(CHARLIE SIGHS)

1169
00:50:20,889 --> 00:50:23,190
Freud said something like, uh,

1170
00:50:23,290 --> 00:50:26,794
the feelings that we don't
talk about get buried alive,

1171
00:50:26,895 --> 00:50:29,296
only to come out in uglier ways.

1172
00:50:32,232 --> 00:50:34,536
Is that what you
feel right now?

1173
00:50:34,636 --> 00:50:36,571
(MUFFLED BUZZING)

1174
00:50:36,671 --> 00:50:40,240
CHARLIE: <i>No, I just think</i>
<i>it's important to talk.</i>

1175
00:50:40,842 --> 00:50:41,809
EMMA: <i>Yeah.</i>

1176
00:50:43,511 --> 00:50:44,612
<i>And we did.</i>

1177
00:50:44,712 --> 00:50:47,247
(MUFFLED BUZZING CONTINUES)

1178
00:50:47,347 --> 00:50:48,550
CHARLIE: <i>We did, yeah.</i>

1179
00:50:50,785 --> 00:50:52,620
EMMA: <i>And we're okay, right?</i>

1180
00:50:55,322 --> 00:50:56,858
CHARLIE: (HOARSELY) <i>Yeah.</i>

1181
00:50:56,958 --> 00:50:59,126
-(BUZZING STOPS)
-(MACHINE BEEPING)

1182
00:51:14,107 --> 00:51:15,309
(CABINET DOOR OPENS)

1183
00:51:22,082 --> 00:51:23,250
(SIGHS SOFTLY)

1184
00:51:35,262 --> 00:51:36,229
(KEYBOARD CLACKS)

1185
00:51:36,330 --> 00:51:39,099
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

1186
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,368
(KEYBOARD CLACKS)

1187
00:51:47,307 --> 00:51:49,443
(BREATHES DEEPLY)

1188
00:51:53,548 --> 00:51:55,049
Morning.

1189
00:51:55,148 --> 00:51:56,851
Morning. How'd you sleep?

1190
00:51:56,951 --> 00:51:58,151
Not great.

1191
00:51:59,554 --> 00:52:01,689
What... What are you doing?

1192
00:52:01,789 --> 00:52:04,726
Just working on my speech.

1193
00:52:04,826 --> 00:52:06,126
(EMMA CHUCKLES)

1194
00:52:08,563 --> 00:52:10,464
-I'm just gonna have a shower.
-Okay.

1195
00:52:11,799 --> 00:52:13,601
-Hey.
-Hm?

1196
00:52:13,701 --> 00:52:14,669
Kiss.

1197
00:52:45,867 --> 00:52:48,435
(SHOE SQUEAKING, CRUNCHING)

1198
00:52:50,437 --> 00:52:51,706
EMMA: Hey, Charlie, did you...

1199
00:52:51,806 --> 00:52:53,107
(GASPS)

1200
00:52:53,206 --> 00:52:55,208
Jesus, you scared me.

1201
00:52:55,308 --> 00:52:56,811
I was making a smoothie.

1202
00:52:59,147 --> 00:53:00,815
Why are you looking
at me like that?

1203
00:53:00,915 --> 00:53:01,916
Like what?

1204
00:53:03,084 --> 00:53:04,719
Like you're scared of me.

1205
00:53:04,819 --> 00:53:06,854
It was just like a...
It was a reflex.

1206
00:53:09,423 --> 00:53:11,693
Do you think I came in here
to stab you?

1207
00:53:13,127 --> 00:53:16,229
No. What? Of course not. I...

1208
00:53:16,831 --> 00:53:17,899
What was the question?

1209
00:53:25,106 --> 00:53:26,306
(GASPS)

1210
00:53:27,374 --> 00:53:28,943
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

1211
00:53:31,179 --> 00:53:32,345
Very funny.

1212
00:53:34,048 --> 00:53:37,384
(SHOES SQUEAKING SOFTLY)

1213
00:53:37,484 --> 00:53:39,787
Didn't you say you had
a friend that died?

1214
00:53:39,887 --> 00:53:40,688
What?

1215
00:53:40,788 --> 00:53:42,255
CHARLIE: Like,
when you were younger.

1216
00:53:42,355 --> 00:53:44,324
In a car accident or something?

1217
00:53:46,928 --> 00:53:48,796
Uh, yeah. My neighbor.

1218
00:53:50,098 --> 00:53:51,331
CHARLIE: Were you guys close?

1219
00:53:51,431 --> 00:53:54,501
No, not really. She was
a couple of years older than me.

1220
00:53:55,636 --> 00:53:57,872
CHARLIE: And how old was she
when it happened?

1221
00:53:57,972 --> 00:53:58,906
She was, like, 12.

1222
00:53:59,006 --> 00:54:01,274
CHARLIE: No shit. Wow.

1223
00:54:01,374 --> 00:54:03,276
That must have been
a really crazy thing to witness,

1224
00:54:03,376 --> 00:54:05,012
like, at that age.

1225
00:54:05,113 --> 00:54:07,615
I didn't actually witness it.

1226
00:54:07,715 --> 00:54:11,251
No, but still. You never
had therapy or anything?

1227
00:54:11,351 --> 00:54:12,787
I was 10.

1228
00:54:12,887 --> 00:54:15,523
Yeah, but, like, 10
is a very vulnerable age...

1229
00:54:15,623 --> 00:54:17,225
-EMMA: Okay, Charlie, please.
-What?

1230
00:54:17,357 --> 00:54:18,492
I just... I know
what you're trying to say,

1231
00:54:18,593 --> 00:54:21,129
and I don't think it's relevant.

1232
00:54:21,229 --> 00:54:22,395
How do you know
if it's relevant or not

1233
00:54:22,496 --> 00:54:23,898
if you haven't analyzed it?

1234
00:54:25,365 --> 00:54:26,333
(GLASS RESTS ON TABLE)

1235
00:54:26,433 --> 00:54:27,869
-Sure.
-Right?

1236
00:54:29,469 --> 00:54:30,805
EMMA: So, three o'clock, then?

1237
00:54:32,173 --> 00:54:33,074
-What?
-EMMA: For City Hall,

1238
00:54:33,174 --> 00:54:35,009
for the marriage license.

1239
00:54:35,109 --> 00:54:36,811
Oh, yeah. Um, yes.

1240
00:55:26,493 --> 00:55:27,829
-(BARKS)
-Oh, fuck. Sorry.

1241
00:55:27,929 --> 00:55:29,130
(LAUGHS) Sorry. Sorry.

1242
00:55:29,230 --> 00:55:30,531
-Jesus.
-ALICE: Um...

1243
00:55:30,631 --> 00:55:31,364
Hey.

1244
00:55:31,464 --> 00:55:32,900
Uh, have you talked to Rachel?

1245
00:55:33,935 --> 00:55:35,435
No, I have not.

1246
00:55:35,536 --> 00:55:37,370
Oh, um, would you mind
just nudging her?

1247
00:55:37,470 --> 00:55:38,873
I just haven't heard from her.

1248
00:55:40,775 --> 00:55:43,177
-(KNOCKING)
-CHARLIE: Misha, what is this?

1249
00:55:43,277 --> 00:55:44,545
Did you put this on my desk?

1250
00:55:45,046 --> 00:55:46,047
MISHA: No.

1251
00:55:46,914 --> 00:55:48,182
Do you know who did?

1252
00:55:48,282 --> 00:55:49,517
MISHA: No.

1253
00:55:50,618 --> 00:55:52,653
It didn't just come in the mail?

1254
00:55:53,788 --> 00:55:54,555
Are you okay?

1255
00:55:54,655 --> 00:55:56,456
Yeah. Sorry, what did you want?

1256
00:55:56,557 --> 00:55:59,359
Just an update. She's just,
like, not responding.

1257
00:56:00,828 --> 00:56:03,831
I think... I think she's just,
like, really busy.

1258
00:56:03,931 --> 00:56:05,299
ALICE: Doesn't need
to be right now.

1259
00:56:05,398 --> 00:56:07,301
Yeah.
But she's, like, always busy.

1260
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,871
Like, juggling a million things.
(CHUCKLES)

1261
00:56:09,971 --> 00:56:12,405
What does that mean?
She's not gonna do it?

1262
00:56:12,506 --> 00:56:16,344
I mean... probably not.

1263
00:56:16,443 --> 00:56:18,813
(CHUCKLES)
But this was your idea.

1264
00:56:18,913 --> 00:56:21,949
Yeah, but she kind of talked me
into it, you know?

1265
00:56:22,049 --> 00:56:24,085
She's in marketing.
She's just very good at that.

1266
00:56:24,185 --> 00:56:26,153
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

1267
00:56:26,254 --> 00:56:29,023
Okay. So, what should we do?

1268
00:56:31,391 --> 00:56:32,960
I mean, honestly, I think

1269
00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:36,130
we just, like, move on
with someone else, 'cause...

1270
00:56:36,831 --> 00:56:37,932
She's great.
Like, don't get me wrong.

1271
00:56:38,032 --> 00:56:40,534
It's just, she sucks
at time management.

1272
00:56:41,369 --> 00:56:42,336
Okay.

1273
00:56:42,435 --> 00:56:44,739
-Sorry.
-ALICE: She's your friend.

1274
00:57:17,638 --> 00:57:19,707
(BOTH KISSING)

1275
00:57:25,179 --> 00:57:27,148
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)

1276
00:57:47,702 --> 00:57:49,704
Is... Is everything okay?

1277
00:57:51,038 --> 00:57:52,039
Yeah, I'm just...

1278
00:57:53,541 --> 00:57:54,709
What?

1279
00:57:56,177 --> 00:57:58,746
-Nothing.
-Okay.

1280
00:58:00,715 --> 00:58:03,417
Do you... Do you need
some help? Or...

1281
00:58:03,517 --> 00:58:04,986
No, just, like...

1282
00:58:07,388 --> 00:58:08,556
Okay.

1283
00:58:12,492 --> 00:58:14,061
(HAND RUBBING)

1284
00:58:17,231 --> 00:58:18,199
Hm...

1285
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,202
(PANTING)

1286
00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:30,311
EMMA: Um, Charlie, we don't have
to do this if you don't want to.

1287
00:58:30,411 --> 00:58:33,047
No, I do. I do. I do. Just...

1288
00:58:33,147 --> 00:58:34,515
Just give me a second.

1289
00:58:34,615 --> 00:58:35,783
EMMA: Okay.

1290
00:58:40,755 --> 00:58:44,759
Okay. I feel like... You have
to stop thinking about it.

1291
00:58:44,859 --> 00:58:45,926
(CHUCKLING) Hey, come on.

1292
00:58:46,027 --> 00:58:47,328
You can't just say,
"Stop thinking about it."

1293
00:58:47,428 --> 00:58:48,429
So, you are thinking about it?

1294
00:58:48,529 --> 00:58:49,797
I'm not
thinking about it.

1295
00:58:52,066 --> 00:58:54,301
For fuck's sakes,
I am thinking about it now.

1296
00:58:55,036 --> 00:58:56,003
(SIGHS)

1297
00:58:56,103 --> 00:58:57,538
Let's just start over.

1298
00:58:58,572 --> 00:59:00,875
<i>(INSIDE OUT</i>
BY JESSE RAE PLAYING)

1299
00:59:00,975 --> 00:59:01,976
(SIGHS)

1300
00:59:14,789 --> 00:59:16,791
<i>♪ When you're sitting</i>
<i>on your own ♪</i>

1301
00:59:16,891 --> 00:59:23,130
♪ <i>And you feel the city life</i>
<i>surround you ♪</i>

1302
00:59:23,230 --> 00:59:26,067
♪ <i>And she's always on the phone</i>
<i>and... ♪</i>

1303
00:59:26,167 --> 00:59:27,334
Is that seat taken?

1304
00:59:30,304 --> 00:59:31,572
Go ahead. (CHUCKLES)

1305
00:59:41,215 --> 00:59:42,650
Do you live around here?

1306
00:59:44,151 --> 00:59:45,686
What?

1307
00:59:45,786 --> 00:59:47,721
It's just
that you look familiar.

1308
00:59:49,690 --> 00:59:52,793
Um, yeah. I'm...

1309
00:59:52,893 --> 00:59:54,295
Yeah, I live near here.

1310
00:59:54,395 --> 00:59:55,596
Oh, cool.

1311
00:59:56,464 --> 00:59:57,765
I'm Emma, by the way.

1312
00:59:58,533 --> 00:59:59,733
What's your name?

1313
01:00:02,103 --> 01:00:04,738
-I don't think this is gonna...
-I'm sorry, what's your name?

1314
01:00:08,709 --> 01:00:11,078
-Charlie.
-EMMA: Charlie.

1315
01:00:12,313 --> 01:00:13,280
What's a...

1316
01:00:14,215 --> 01:00:16,884
sexy guy like you
doing out all alone?

1317
01:00:18,553 --> 01:00:19,653
Emma, look...

1318
01:00:19,753 --> 01:00:23,124
Do you have an accent?
What's that? Australian?

1319
01:00:23,224 --> 01:00:24,225
This isn't gonna work.

1320
01:00:24,325 --> 01:00:25,993
What's not gonna work?

1321
01:00:26,093 --> 01:00:27,628
CHARLIE: Look,
let's just not do this.

1322
01:00:27,728 --> 01:00:29,497
-Do what?
-Just stop. Stop.

1323
01:00:29,598 --> 01:00:30,565
This is stupid.

1324
01:00:30,664 --> 01:00:32,099
Like, I'm not
overthinking anything.

1325
01:00:32,199 --> 01:00:34,702
It's just been
a stressful week. I...

1326
01:00:34,802 --> 01:00:36,704
I don't even care
about it anymore.

1327
01:00:37,606 --> 01:00:39,173
-You don't?
-No.

1328
01:00:40,141 --> 01:00:41,675
Well, then, why'd you
throw out the mug?

1329
01:00:41,775 --> 01:00:43,210
-What mug?
-Your mug

1330
01:00:43,310 --> 01:00:45,279
with the fucking gun on it.

1331
01:00:45,379 --> 01:00:47,414
-I didn't.
-Yes, you did.

1332
01:00:47,516 --> 01:00:49,250
I don't know. Maybe it was
fucking broken or something.

1333
01:00:49,350 --> 01:00:50,651
Oh, my God.
Why are you lying about it?

1334
01:00:50,751 --> 01:00:51,886
Okay, I'm sorry.

1335
01:00:51,986 --> 01:00:53,454
I didn't realize the mug meant
so much to you.

1336
01:00:53,555 --> 01:00:54,688
I'm sorry I threw it away.

1337
01:00:54,788 --> 01:00:56,924
It's obviously not about
the fucking mug, Charlie.

1338
01:01:02,763 --> 01:01:04,131
-(THUDS)
-Ow! Fuck.

1339
01:01:04,231 --> 01:01:05,799
-Fuck. Sorry.
-Charlie, the fuck was that?

1340
01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:07,835
I'm so sorry.
I was just trying to do

1341
01:01:07,935 --> 01:01:09,370
-your stupid joke thing.
-Just stop.

1342
01:01:09,470 --> 01:01:11,138
-Are you all right?
-Yes, I'm fine. I'm just...

1343
01:01:12,773 --> 01:01:14,141
Fuck. It's Rachel.

1344
01:01:15,309 --> 01:01:16,277
Hey.

1345
01:01:16,377 --> 01:01:17,211
(CLEARS THROAT)

1346
01:01:17,311 --> 01:01:19,581
Well, Rachel,
you're the maid of honor,

1347
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:21,215
and if you call in the middle
of the night

1348
01:01:21,315 --> 01:01:24,051
and say you're not coming
to the wedding, I mean,

1349
01:01:24,151 --> 01:01:25,853
that's not an aggressive move
to you?

1350
01:01:25,953 --> 01:01:27,755
It was barely past 10:00.

1351
01:01:27,855 --> 01:01:30,024
Still. (SIGHS) She's devastated.

1352
01:01:30,124 --> 01:01:31,992
Well, did she tell you
that she had Alice

1353
01:01:32,092 --> 01:01:34,563
fire me off that project
she, like, begged me

1354
01:01:34,663 --> 01:01:36,030
to help her with?

1355
01:01:36,130 --> 01:01:37,698
No, no. Why would she do that?

1356
01:01:37,798 --> 01:01:38,899
Because she's crazy.

1357
01:01:38,999 --> 01:01:40,100
Stop... stop saying that.

1358
01:01:40,201 --> 01:01:41,802
Well, how can you
even trust her?

1359
01:01:41,902 --> 01:01:43,538
I mean, 'cause unlike you,

1360
01:01:43,638 --> 01:01:45,072
she didn't actually
do anything, so...

1361
01:01:45,172 --> 01:01:47,441
Me? What are you talking about?

1362
01:01:47,542 --> 01:01:51,145
Yes. You locked a mentally
disabled child in a closet.

1363
01:01:51,245 --> 01:01:52,780
-Okay, let's not...
-I never said

1364
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,114
-he was mentally disabled.
-Yes, you did.

1365
01:01:54,215 --> 01:01:56,483
You said he was slow.
You said he was slow.

1366
01:01:56,585 --> 01:01:58,553
Please let's not fight, guys.

1367
01:01:58,653 --> 01:02:00,522
You're being
incredibly hypocritical.

1368
01:02:00,622 --> 01:02:02,524
It was an impulse, Charlie.

1369
01:02:02,624 --> 01:02:04,792
I didn't plan
a cold-blooded murder.

1370
01:02:04,892 --> 01:02:05,793
(CHARLIE SIGHS)

1371
01:02:05,893 --> 01:02:08,495
Well, she didn't, like... She...

1372
01:02:09,698 --> 01:02:11,098
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1373
01:02:11,198 --> 01:02:14,301
She didn't, like, come up
with it on her own.

1374
01:02:15,102 --> 01:02:16,403
RACHEL: What do you mean?

1375
01:02:16,503 --> 01:02:19,608
'Cause it's like a whole thing
in this country, isn't it?

1376
01:02:19,708 --> 01:02:21,141
I mean, think about it.

1377
01:02:21,242 --> 01:02:23,344
If there's a shooting
practically every single day,

1378
01:02:23,444 --> 01:02:27,147
<i>then imagine how many people</i>
<i>must have thought about it.</i>

1379
01:02:27,248 --> 01:02:30,884
<i>Or, like, planned one.</i>
<i>Or even got close to it,</i>

1380
01:02:30,985 --> 01:02:32,052
<i>but backed out</i>

1381
01:02:32,152 --> 01:02:33,887
<i>or changed their minds</i>
<i>for whatever reason.</i>

1382
01:02:33,988 --> 01:02:37,124
<i>I'm sure there's thousands</i>
<i>of people like that.</i>

1383
01:02:37,224 --> 01:02:40,294
<i>We just wouldn't know 'cause</i>
<i>they would never tell anyone.</i>

1384
01:02:40,394 --> 01:02:43,497
<i>They're just out there,</i>
<i>living normal lives.</i>

1385
01:02:44,733 --> 01:02:46,934
<i>Really could be anyone.</i>

1386
01:02:47,034 --> 01:02:49,937
Oh. Here we go.
So it's America's fault now?

1387
01:02:50,037 --> 01:02:51,005
I don't know. I think it's...

1388
01:02:51,105 --> 01:02:52,306
I do think
it's a cultural thing.

1389
01:02:52,406 --> 01:02:54,475
Oh, please. Look at Mike,
he grew up around guns,

1390
01:02:54,576 --> 01:02:55,809
and he's terrified of them.

1391
01:02:55,909 --> 01:02:57,545
I didn't grow up around guns.

1392
01:02:58,747 --> 01:02:59,813
I thought you said you had
an uncle

1393
01:02:59,913 --> 01:03:01,382
that owned, like,
a bunch of guns.

1394
01:03:01,482 --> 01:03:02,550
Yeah, because he was a cop.

1395
01:03:02,651 --> 01:03:04,653
I'm not terrified of them.
Why would you even say that?

1396
01:03:04,753 --> 01:03:05,754
RACHEL: What,
so you like guns now?

1397
01:03:05,853 --> 01:03:09,189
Look. Can I just
be completely honest?

1398
01:03:09,290 --> 01:03:11,559
I was shocked, of course.
Just as much as you guys.

1399
01:03:11,660 --> 01:03:12,860
Like, I...

1400
01:03:13,595 --> 01:03:14,795
But...

1401
01:03:15,496 --> 01:03:16,864
then we talked, and...

1402
01:03:16,964 --> 01:03:21,536
and, uh, she shared some stuff
from her past that...

1403
01:03:21,636 --> 01:03:24,972
I don't know. It just really
put it into perspective for me.

1404
01:03:25,406 --> 01:03:26,407
Like what?

1405
01:03:32,346 --> 01:03:34,549
Shout out to Sally,
you're gonna fucking die first.

1406
01:03:34,649 --> 01:03:35,816
It's just...

1407
01:03:37,318 --> 01:03:38,152
Uh...

1408
01:03:38,252 --> 01:03:41,088
Her friend died
when she was young.

1409
01:03:41,455 --> 01:03:42,356
Who?

1410
01:03:42,456 --> 01:03:46,761
Her neighbor,
who she was extremely close to.

1411
01:03:46,860 --> 01:03:51,231
And she died in a car crash.

1412
01:03:51,332 --> 01:03:56,470
Um, and, basically, Emma had
to witness

1413
01:03:56,571 --> 01:03:58,573
her best friend getting...

1414
01:04:02,544 --> 01:04:05,747
WOMAN 1: Oh, my God!
WOMAN 2: No! Call 911 somebody!

1415
01:04:05,846 --> 01:04:07,981
MAN: Somebody help!
Get her out of there!

1416
01:04:10,317 --> 01:04:12,587
I mean, that's kind of
a big deal.

1417
01:04:17,024 --> 01:04:20,528
Well, I'm sorry she had
to go through that, obviously.

1418
01:04:21,295 --> 01:04:22,664
No, and it really fucked her up

1419
01:04:22,764 --> 01:04:24,064
and no one ever offered her

1420
01:04:24,164 --> 01:04:27,836
any therapy
or counseling or anything,

1421
01:04:27,935 --> 01:04:31,038
<i>and she just had</i>
<i>to carry that for years.</i>

1422
01:04:35,976 --> 01:04:39,814
And it's kind of interesting,
in a way.

1423
01:04:39,913 --> 01:04:41,415
What's interesting?

1424
01:04:43,484 --> 01:04:44,519
Just that...

1425
01:04:45,886 --> 01:04:47,988
It's so unexpected. And...

1426
01:04:48,989 --> 01:04:50,090
I don't know. I think

1427
01:04:50,190 --> 01:04:51,291
<i>it kind of makes her</i>

1428
01:04:51,392 --> 01:04:53,193
<i>a little more interesting</i>
<i>to me, I guess.</i>

1429
01:04:53,293 --> 01:04:54,895
-RACHEL: Interesting?
-Yeah.

1430
01:04:54,995 --> 01:04:56,230
Really?

1431
01:04:56,330 --> 01:04:57,766
-I think what he's trying...
-I wasn't talking to you.

1432
01:04:57,866 --> 01:05:00,200
Just that it's so not who
she is now.

1433
01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:02,202
It's not interesting, Charlie,

1434
01:05:02,302 --> 01:05:03,872
-it's awful.
-Hey, sorry, sorry.

1435
01:05:03,971 --> 01:05:05,005
Rachel, um, they're asking

1436
01:05:05,105 --> 01:05:06,708
if you can come approve
that Oatly deck?

1437
01:05:06,808 --> 01:05:08,375
Well, just tell them it's fine.

1438
01:05:08,475 --> 01:05:12,680
Um, no. But they said they need
to hear it from you directly.

1439
01:05:12,781 --> 01:05:15,850
RACHEL: (SIGHS) Yeah, of course.
I'm sorry. I'll be right there.

1440
01:05:15,949 --> 01:05:18,152
-(VEHICLES PASSING)
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1441
01:05:19,888 --> 01:05:22,322
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

1442
01:05:36,437 --> 01:05:37,739
RACHEL: <i>We're gonna</i>
<i>have to wrap this up,</i>

1443
01:05:37,839 --> 01:05:39,607
<i>I have a lunch.</i>
<i>I'm meeting Sam.</i>

1444
01:05:39,707 --> 01:05:41,074
You're meeting her now?

1445
01:05:41,175 --> 01:05:43,076
Yes, I had to make sure that
she's okay with all of this.

1446
01:05:43,177 --> 01:05:45,045
That she's okay with you coming
to our wedding?

1447
01:05:45,145 --> 01:05:47,214
Yeah. Obviously,
I don't wanna betray her.

1448
01:05:53,788 --> 01:05:54,955
Sam?

1449
01:05:55,590 --> 01:05:56,990
Sam?

1450
01:05:57,090 --> 01:05:58,425
-Sorry.
-SAM: Yeah?

1451
01:05:59,960 --> 01:06:01,161
Rachel's cousin?

1452
01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:02,262
Yeah.

1453
01:06:02,362 --> 01:06:05,065
I'm friends
with Rachel and Mike.

1454
01:06:05,533 --> 01:06:06,433
Oh, cool.

1455
01:06:06,534 --> 01:06:09,737
And I'm... That's a great
jacket, by the way.

1456
01:06:09,838 --> 01:06:11,673
Thank you. It's just Uniqlo.

1457
01:06:11,773 --> 01:06:14,374
So, you guys are,
uh, really close?

1458
01:06:14,843 --> 01:06:16,076
I mean, she's family.

1459
01:06:16,176 --> 01:06:17,144
-CHARLIE: Yeah.
-So...

1460
01:06:17,244 --> 01:06:19,514
I mean, what does
that mean exactly?

1461
01:06:20,949 --> 01:06:22,282
That she's family.

1462
01:06:22,382 --> 01:06:24,084
Yeah. Well, I mean, it's just...

1463
01:06:24,184 --> 01:06:25,352
She hadn't really
mentioned you before,

1464
01:06:25,452 --> 01:06:26,788
so I was just, you know,
just wondering.

1465
01:06:26,888 --> 01:06:28,989
Did she tell you
I was coming or...

1466
01:06:29,089 --> 01:06:31,058
Yeah, I was just with her
and, um... I don't know.

1467
01:06:31,158 --> 01:06:32,861
She's just...
There's some drama.

1468
01:06:32,961 --> 01:06:34,428
And you know how Rachel is.

1469
01:06:35,996 --> 01:06:38,065
Okay. What was your name?

1470
01:06:39,466 --> 01:06:40,234
Uh, Charlie.

1471
01:06:40,334 --> 01:06:42,637
Right. Great
to meet you, Charlie.

1472
01:06:42,737 --> 01:06:44,438
-Just... Hey.
-Uh...

1473
01:06:45,105 --> 01:06:47,509
I just... Um... I...

1474
01:06:49,978 --> 01:06:51,211
I just think...

1475
01:06:51,411 --> 01:06:52,647
Um...

1476
01:06:52,747 --> 01:06:53,781
I think you would love Emma.

1477
01:06:53,882 --> 01:06:57,217
Okay. Um... You know,
I'm actually kind of late, so...

1478
01:06:58,987 --> 01:07:01,589
<i>"Emma, true love</i>
<i>is sacrificing yourself,</i>

1479
01:07:01,689 --> 01:07:04,893
<i>"humiliating yourself.</i>
<i>True love is egoless.</i>

1480
01:07:04,993 --> 01:07:06,260
<i>"It's being ready</i>
<i>to do anything.</i>

1481
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:08,362
<i>"True love is complicated.</i>
<i>True love is acceptance.</i>

1482
01:07:08,462 --> 01:07:10,297
<i>"True love</i>
<i>is radical acceptance.</i>

1483
01:07:10,397 --> 01:07:12,199
<i>"Emma, I know</i>
<i>worse people than you."</i>

1484
01:07:12,299 --> 01:07:15,202
Jesus, not that.
What the fuck am I... (SNIFFLES)

1485
01:07:27,047 --> 01:07:29,249
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

1486
01:07:57,946 --> 01:07:59,112
Misha.

1487
01:07:59,681 --> 01:08:00,848
Mm-hm?

1488
01:08:01,683 --> 01:08:03,483
What's, like, the worst thing
you've ever done?

1489
01:08:05,419 --> 01:08:07,120
What's the worst thing
I've ever done?

1490
01:08:07,220 --> 01:08:08,422
CHARLIE: Mm...

1491
01:08:09,023 --> 01:08:09,991
Really?

1492
01:08:10,090 --> 01:08:11,659
-(CHUCKLES)
-Mm...

1493
01:08:13,126 --> 01:08:14,629
Cheated.

1494
01:08:14,729 --> 01:08:17,230
Yeah? Like, recently or...

1495
01:08:17,331 --> 01:08:19,534
MISHA: No,
like, a few years ago.

1496
01:08:20,902 --> 01:08:24,606
What made it so bad? Were you
in a serious relationship or...

1497
01:08:24,706 --> 01:08:27,207
You don't think cheating
is bad enough?

1498
01:08:27,307 --> 01:08:29,644
No, it's, like, bad.
But, like, what happened?

1499
01:08:29,744 --> 01:08:33,581
Um, well, I was dating this guy,
who was very nice.

1500
01:08:33,681 --> 01:08:36,017
Like, genuinely kind.

1501
01:08:36,116 --> 01:08:39,754
And we lived together
for, like, two years.

1502
01:08:39,854 --> 01:08:44,291
And I just could
not bring myself

1503
01:08:44,391 --> 01:08:46,060
to have sex with him anymore.

1504
01:08:46,159 --> 01:08:48,696
'Cause he was too nice?

1505
01:08:48,796 --> 01:08:50,297
Maybe, yeah.

1506
01:08:50,397 --> 01:08:55,168
And then I started sleeping with
his older married friend,

1507
01:08:55,268 --> 01:08:58,106
um, who treated me
like shit, so...

1508
01:08:58,205 --> 01:09:02,209
And did you like that he treated
you like shit?

1509
01:09:02,309 --> 01:09:05,046
Not necessarily, but...

1510
01:09:05,145 --> 01:09:07,882
we had better sex, yeah.

1511
01:09:07,982 --> 01:09:09,182
And then...

1512
01:09:10,118 --> 01:09:11,218
then everybody
found out about it,

1513
01:09:11,318 --> 01:09:12,854
and it was a whole fucking mess.

1514
01:09:13,186 --> 01:09:14,287
Oh...

1515
01:09:14,388 --> 01:09:16,524
Well, what's the worst thing
you've ever done?

1516
01:09:17,290 --> 01:09:19,027
I don't know. I just...

1517
01:09:19,127 --> 01:09:21,129
I wouldn't even know
how to pick.

1518
01:09:21,228 --> 01:09:22,930
Because there's just too many?

1519
01:09:24,632 --> 01:09:25,566
Yeah.

1520
01:09:25,667 --> 01:09:27,267
(LAUGHS)

1521
01:09:28,002 --> 01:09:29,202
All right.

1522
01:09:30,638 --> 01:09:33,240
And what would you do
if you found out

1523
01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:37,344
that your boyfriend, um...

1524
01:09:37,444 --> 01:09:40,715
had, like, planned
a school shooting? (CHUCKLES)

1525
01:09:41,849 --> 01:09:43,151
Oh. Uh...

1526
01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:45,987
Like... Like, if Blake did that?

1527
01:09:46,087 --> 01:09:48,956
Yeah. But he didn't
actually do it.

1528
01:09:49,057 --> 01:09:52,026
He... He almost did it.

1529
01:09:52,126 --> 01:09:53,928
Like, he had a weapon
and everything,

1530
01:09:54,028 --> 01:09:56,263
but he didn't.

1531
01:09:56,363 --> 01:09:57,497
This is, like, in high school.

1532
01:09:57,598 --> 01:10:01,803
Uh well, I mean,
that would scare me obviously.

1533
01:10:01,903 --> 01:10:05,039
Yeah, but, like, would it change
how you felt about him?

1534
01:10:05,139 --> 01:10:06,941
Well, why didn't he do it?

1535
01:10:10,277 --> 01:10:11,478
I don't know.

1536
01:10:12,146 --> 01:10:13,346
Like, he...

1537
01:10:14,148 --> 01:10:15,917
His... (SIGHS)

1538
01:10:16,017 --> 01:10:22,523
His, uh, car broke down
and he just decided not to.

1539
01:10:22,623 --> 01:10:25,960
Okay. But otherwise, he would
have just gone through with it,

1540
01:10:26,060 --> 01:10:27,260
that's what you're saying?

1541
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:30,464
I don't know. The point is,
he didn't, so... (SIGHS)

1542
01:10:30,565 --> 01:10:32,432
All right, he didn't do it.

1543
01:10:33,433 --> 01:10:36,303
I don't know. I guess I'd...

1544
01:10:38,305 --> 01:10:39,239
call the police.

1545
01:10:39,339 --> 01:10:41,008
(CHUCKLES)

1546
01:10:41,475 --> 01:10:44,244
MISHA: (CHUCKLES) What?

1547
01:10:44,344 --> 01:10:46,781
Okay. So, you'd call
the police, yeah?

1548
01:10:46,881 --> 01:10:49,249
I think so, yeah. Right?

1549
01:10:49,349 --> 01:10:51,652
He's obviously not the same
person now, though.

1550
01:10:51,753 --> 01:10:54,155
I mean, but the fact
that he ever was, is...

1551
01:10:54,254 --> 01:10:56,490
Yeah. But you love him, yeah?

1552
01:10:56,591 --> 01:10:59,527
Yeah. I love the person
that I thought he was.

1553
01:10:59,627 --> 01:11:01,495
All right, what? So,
you're gonna call the police,

1554
01:11:01,596 --> 01:11:05,398
and what? And have him arrested?
Like, for what?

1555
01:11:05,499 --> 01:11:06,701
I don't know. Isn't that
what you're supposed to do

1556
01:11:06,801 --> 01:11:08,035
if you think
that someone's a threat?

1557
01:11:08,136 --> 01:11:10,204
-He was 15.
-Yeah, but come on.

1558
01:11:10,303 --> 01:11:11,806
That's a huge red flag.

1559
01:11:11,906 --> 01:11:13,975
Even after you've dated him
for two years?

1560
01:11:14,075 --> 01:11:15,275
Three.

1561
01:11:16,276 --> 01:11:17,812
-Three years.
-Yeah, but come on,

1562
01:11:17,912 --> 01:11:18,946
you've seen Blake.

1563
01:11:19,046 --> 01:11:21,949
I mean, he would murder me in,
like, two seconds.

1564
01:11:22,049 --> 01:11:28,556
Okay. Even if he was completely
open and honest with you?

1565
01:11:28,656 --> 01:11:31,726
And he told you
he regretted everything?

1566
01:11:31,826 --> 01:11:32,894
Mm-hm...

1567
01:11:32,994 --> 01:11:36,329
CHARLIE: And that he made you
believe, beyond a doubt,

1568
01:11:36,964 --> 01:11:38,032
that he's changed?

1569
01:11:41,669 --> 01:11:45,006
I mean, isn't that exactly
what a psychopath would do?

1570
01:11:45,106 --> 01:11:46,674
-(CLATTERS)
-(MISHA GASPS)

1571
01:11:48,075 --> 01:11:50,912
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1572
01:11:57,518 --> 01:11:59,787
(MUSIC PLAYBACK STUTTERS
AND STOPS)

1573
01:12:03,390 --> 01:12:04,992
WOMAN: At the bridal table...

1574
01:12:05,092 --> 01:12:07,094
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

1575
01:12:10,097 --> 01:12:12,667
(MUSIC BECOMES MUFFLED)

1576
01:12:14,434 --> 01:12:16,571
-Hey.
-Where were you? I texted you.

1577
01:12:16,671 --> 01:12:19,339
-I was doing a work thing.
-Okay.

1578
01:12:25,646 --> 01:12:28,082
-She seems fine.
-Yeah.

1579
01:12:30,350 --> 01:12:32,987
Do you want me
to talk to her or...

1580
01:12:33,087 --> 01:12:35,723
No, no, no. Let's just...
Let's do it together.

1581
01:12:36,190 --> 01:12:37,357
Okay.

1582
01:12:51,371 --> 01:12:52,540
What the fuck was that?

1583
01:12:53,908 --> 01:12:56,277
(SIGHS)
It's nothing. It's just...

1584
01:12:56,376 --> 01:12:57,945
MISHA: You okay?

1585
01:12:58,045 --> 01:13:02,415
Yeah. I'm just, like, stressed
about the wedding and stuff.

1586
01:13:03,117 --> 01:13:05,953
Like... I'm sorry.

1587
01:13:06,053 --> 01:13:08,055
(SOBBING)

1588
01:13:10,524 --> 01:13:12,260
CHARLIE: So, it's all good?

1589
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:13,327
Yeah. It's all set up.

1590
01:13:13,426 --> 01:13:14,896
I just need to replace
some cables.

1591
01:13:16,230 --> 01:13:17,397
Um...

1592
01:13:18,733 --> 01:13:21,235
What was that track
you were playing in there?

1593
01:13:21,335 --> 01:13:22,837
Oh, it's one of mine actually.

1594
01:13:22,937 --> 01:13:25,539
CHARLIE: Really?
PAULINE: Yeah, from forever ago.

1595
01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:26,641
No way.
That's... That's so cool.

1596
01:13:26,741 --> 01:13:29,043
Do you...
Do you still make music?

1597
01:13:29,143 --> 01:13:31,012
PAULINE: No, not really.

1598
01:13:31,112 --> 01:13:32,780
Oh, why... Why not?

1599
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:37,184
Um, just life had
different plans, I guess.

1600
01:13:37,285 --> 01:13:38,619
(SOBS)

1601
01:13:44,325 --> 01:13:45,458
-Are you okay?
-Yeah. I'm sorry.

1602
01:13:45,559 --> 01:13:47,728
-What's going on?
-It's just... She's just, um...

1603
01:13:48,296 --> 01:13:49,397
You're really...
You're talented.

1604
01:13:49,496 --> 01:13:50,865
She's talented.

1605
01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:53,634
Anyway. Yeah,
there was just, um, something

1606
01:13:53,734 --> 01:13:55,136
we wanted to talk to you about.

1607
01:13:55,236 --> 01:13:57,004
Okay.

1608
01:13:57,104 --> 01:14:01,342
Uh, so, we saw you the other day
on the street.

1609
01:14:01,441 --> 01:14:03,077
(SOBBING LOUDLY)

1610
01:14:03,177 --> 01:14:04,745
Hey, it's gonna be fine.

1611
01:14:06,213 --> 01:14:08,716
CHARLIE: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1612
01:14:08,816 --> 01:14:11,652
-Take a deep breath.
-(CONTINUES SOBBING)

1613
01:14:13,254 --> 01:14:15,056
CHARLIE: I'm sorry.
MISHA: It's okay. It's okay.

1614
01:14:15,156 --> 01:14:16,557
It's okay. It's okay.

1615
01:14:21,829 --> 01:14:22,630
Whoa...

1616
01:14:22,730 --> 01:14:24,799
Heroin. You were smoking heroin.

1617
01:14:24,899 --> 01:14:25,933
No.

1618
01:14:27,134 --> 01:14:28,102
I don't do that.

1619
01:14:29,570 --> 01:14:31,906
Uh, you can be honest,
we're not gonna tell anyone.

1620
01:14:32,006 --> 01:14:33,808
PAULINE: Yeah, but I didn't
fucking do it.

1621
01:14:34,675 --> 01:14:36,877
(KISSING AND BREATHING HEAVILY)

1622
01:14:49,523 --> 01:14:51,826
Jesus fucking Christ.

1623
01:15:00,868 --> 01:15:01,869
Um...

1624
01:15:04,438 --> 01:15:05,373
I don't know why I did that.

1625
01:15:05,473 --> 01:15:06,674
-I'm sorry.
-It's okay.

1626
01:15:12,913 --> 01:15:13,914
Um...

1627
01:15:15,549 --> 01:15:16,984
Can you just not tell anyone
about this?

1628
01:15:17,084 --> 01:15:18,285
EMMA: Admit it,
and we can move on.

1629
01:15:18,386 --> 01:15:19,620
-You're not in trouble.
-I think

1630
01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:21,022
-we've made our point here.
-EMMA: No. No.

1631
01:15:21,122 --> 01:15:24,358
We saw you. You were
on Arlington, by the park.

1632
01:15:24,458 --> 01:15:25,626
Right?

1633
01:15:26,894 --> 01:15:28,496
-Oh, maybe...
-EMMA: What?

1634
01:15:28,596 --> 01:15:29,897
I mean, it was, like, dark.

1635
01:15:29,997 --> 01:15:31,132
EMMA: Why are you
questioning it now?

1636
01:15:31,232 --> 01:15:32,633
-It's like...
-PAULINE: Can I be honest?

1637
01:15:32,733 --> 01:15:34,502
Yes, please. That's literally
all we want from you.

1638
01:15:34,602 --> 01:15:36,103
You're being a fucking cunt.

1639
01:15:37,304 --> 01:15:38,305
EMMA: Excuse me?
PAULINE: Yeah.

1640
01:15:38,406 --> 01:15:39,874
Wow. Okay, you're fired.

1641
01:15:39,974 --> 01:15:41,675
Please take your things
and fucking leave.

1642
01:15:41,776 --> 01:15:43,611
-Are you serious?
-Yes, I'm very serious.

1643
01:15:43,711 --> 01:15:44,945
-Please.
-I'm all set up.

1644
01:15:45,046 --> 01:15:45,946
Take your shit.

1645
01:15:46,047 --> 01:15:47,481
PAULINE: That was a fucking
waste of my time.

1646
01:15:47,581 --> 01:15:49,784
-EMMA: Thank you.
-You're a bitch.

1647
01:15:49,884 --> 01:15:51,619
And you're a fucking pussy.

1648
01:15:51,719 --> 01:15:54,088
Can't believe you just ripped
my shirt off. (CHUCKLES)

1649
01:16:08,469 --> 01:16:10,671
(UNNERVING MUSIC PLAYING)

1650
01:16:29,857 --> 01:16:32,059
(PEOPLE APPLAUDING AND CHEERING)

1651
01:16:40,167 --> 01:16:42,369
All right, let's bring in
Mom and Dad.

1652
01:16:44,171 --> 01:16:46,006
Yes.

1653
01:16:46,107 --> 01:16:48,642
-Everyone, scooch in. Get close.
-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

1654
01:16:54,748 --> 01:16:58,152
Just breathe, smile.
It's a beautiful day.

1655
01:16:59,053 --> 01:17:01,188
Charlie, stay with me here.

1656
01:17:01,288 --> 01:17:03,691
Yes, beautiful. Happiness.

1657
01:17:03,791 --> 01:17:06,961
Just relax.
And real, natural smiles.

1658
01:17:07,061 --> 01:17:08,496
Back to me, Charlie and Emma,

1659
01:17:08,597 --> 01:17:11,499
with those big,
beautiful smiles. Nice.

1660
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:12,766
(GLASS CLINKING)

1661
01:17:14,235 --> 01:17:15,469
Hello. Hi.

1662
01:17:15,570 --> 01:17:19,773
Um, just wanted to welcome
everyone, and thank you all

1663
01:17:19,874 --> 01:17:22,577
for being here
on this special day.

1664
01:17:22,676 --> 01:17:24,712
And I think we should start off

1665
01:17:24,812 --> 01:17:27,848
with a toast
to the bride and groom.

1666
01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:30,217
To Emma and Charlie.

1667
01:17:30,317 --> 01:17:33,588
-ALL: To Emma and Charlie.
-(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1668
01:17:33,687 --> 01:17:34,688
Jesus.

1669
01:17:34,788 --> 01:17:36,991
(APPLAUSE)

1670
01:17:41,262 --> 01:17:42,229
Um...

1671
01:17:44,566 --> 01:17:46,233
-CHARLIE: Be right back.
-Okay.

1672
01:17:50,337 --> 01:17:51,305
MIKE: Hey.

1673
01:17:51,405 --> 01:17:53,642
-Hey. You the groom?
-No, I'm Mike. He's the...

1674
01:17:53,741 --> 01:17:56,310
Hey. Charlie. Hey. (SIGHS)

1675
01:17:56,410 --> 01:17:57,912
Fuck her, man.

1676
01:17:59,713 --> 01:18:01,782
-The other DJ.
-Oh...

1677
01:18:01,882 --> 01:18:03,652
IVAN: It's unbelievable.
What's the most important part

1678
01:18:03,751 --> 01:18:05,419
of being a DJ?
What do you think?

1679
01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:06,521
(CHARLIE SIGHS)

1680
01:18:06,621 --> 01:18:07,821
'Cause it's not the music.

1681
01:18:08,756 --> 01:18:10,057
-Showing up.
-(CHARLIE CHUCKLES)

1682
01:18:10,157 --> 01:18:12,226
Can't DJ
if you don't show up, right?

1683
01:18:12,326 --> 01:18:13,894
Did she have COVID?
Did she mention anything?

1684
01:18:13,994 --> 01:18:15,564
I... She didn't
actually mention.

1685
01:18:15,664 --> 01:18:16,964
IVAN: 'Cause,
you know, that's legit.

1686
01:18:17,064 --> 01:18:18,866
Death in the family,
that's also legit.

1687
01:18:18,966 --> 01:18:19,934
Hey. Congrats, man.

1688
01:18:20,034 --> 01:18:22,870
I'm Blake, Misha's boyfriend.

1689
01:18:23,804 --> 01:18:25,039
Yes. Yes, of course.

1690
01:18:25,139 --> 01:18:27,241
-Yes. Thanks for coming.
-BLAKE: Yeah,

1691
01:18:27,341 --> 01:18:29,476
well, I tried to say
hi earlier, but...

1692
01:18:29,578 --> 01:18:30,744
Just a busy day.

1693
01:18:30,844 --> 01:18:32,479
Yeah? Well, enjoy, man.

1694
01:18:32,581 --> 01:18:33,615
-Cool. Yeah, thank you.
-Yeah.

1695
01:18:33,714 --> 01:18:34,782
You know, I don't know

1696
01:18:34,882 --> 01:18:36,350
if she already told you,
but I've actually worked

1697
01:18:36,450 --> 01:18:38,553
with one of your servers before.

1698
01:18:38,653 --> 01:18:40,754
-Oh, really?
-Isn't that so funny?

1699
01:18:41,889 --> 01:18:43,490
I actually think
that's a really good omen.

1700
01:18:43,592 --> 01:18:45,226
So, where do I set up?

1701
01:18:45,326 --> 01:18:46,927
-Mike, can you do the thing?
-MIKE: Yeah.

1702
01:18:47,027 --> 01:18:48,729
CHARLIE: Yeah, cool.

1703
01:18:49,830 --> 01:18:51,265
You a gearhead?

1704
01:18:52,466 --> 01:18:53,968
-DJ gear?
-IVAN: Yeah. I ask

1705
01:18:54,068 --> 01:18:57,238
because I brought with me today
an EV Esense 8 with a Senny kit,

1706
01:18:57,338 --> 01:19:00,542
and I have a Bluetti down
below for power.

1707
01:19:00,642 --> 01:19:01,775
It's funny.
If you know about gear,

1708
01:19:01,875 --> 01:19:04,044
-it's a rather unusual setup.
-Yeah. Okay.

1709
01:19:04,845 --> 01:19:07,014
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1710
01:19:09,883 --> 01:19:12,086
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1711
01:19:14,656 --> 01:19:15,823
Yeah.

1712
01:19:28,502 --> 01:19:31,438
(SPOON TAPPING GLASS)

1713
01:19:31,539 --> 01:19:34,942
Everybody, uh, it is now time
to hear a few words

1714
01:19:35,042 --> 01:19:36,544
from the father of the bride.

1715
01:19:36,645 --> 01:19:38,513
Oh, boy. Thank you.

1716
01:19:43,817 --> 01:19:45,286
Uh...

1717
01:19:45,386 --> 01:19:50,157
Emma, my girl. You look
absolutely stunning today.

1718
01:19:50,257 --> 01:19:53,193
Time has flown by
way too fast, hasn't it?

1719
01:19:53,294 --> 01:19:55,129
Feels like you moved out
three days ago,

1720
01:19:55,229 --> 01:19:56,797
and here you are
getting married.

1721
01:19:56,897 --> 01:19:58,432
-(LAUGHTER)
-ROGER: You have always been

1722
01:19:58,533 --> 01:20:01,268
a creative and passionate girl.

1723
01:20:01,368 --> 01:20:03,370
And I don't know
if you remember this,

1724
01:20:03,470 --> 01:20:06,708
but when you were young,
you had all these characters

1725
01:20:06,807 --> 01:20:09,009
you would come up with.

1726
01:20:09,109 --> 01:20:10,679
And you used to have
these little shows

1727
01:20:10,779 --> 01:20:11,912
for your mom and me,

1728
01:20:12,012 --> 01:20:15,049
using the living room
as a stage.

1729
01:20:16,116 --> 01:20:21,322
I think my favorite
was the blind farmer.

1730
01:20:21,422 --> 01:20:23,223
She would stumble around,

1731
01:20:23,324 --> 01:20:26,427
bumping into
all this furniture, yelling,

1732
01:20:26,528 --> 01:20:30,699
-"Has anyone seen a brown cow?"
-(LAUGHTER)

1733
01:20:30,799 --> 01:20:31,899
ROGER: But in middle school,

1734
01:20:31,999 --> 01:20:34,168
you had a brief affair
with theater,

1735
01:20:34,268 --> 01:20:36,503
and you were really into drama.

1736
01:20:36,604 --> 01:20:40,474
But no more blind farmers.
It had to be serious.

1737
01:20:41,141 --> 01:20:42,843
Preferably life or death.

1738
01:20:43,844 --> 01:20:46,347
But as a teenager,
you became an activist.

1739
01:20:46,447 --> 01:20:50,484
And you developed a strong
passion for gun control,

1740
01:20:51,753 --> 01:20:53,621
which you got so serious about,
I had to pick you up

1741
01:20:53,722 --> 01:20:57,224
from the police one time
for egging Walmart employees

1742
01:20:57,324 --> 01:21:00,127
-for selling weapons.
-(RACHEL LAUGHS LOUDLY)

1743
01:21:00,695 --> 01:21:02,062
ROGER: Uh...

1744
01:21:02,664 --> 01:21:03,497
Hm...

1745
01:21:03,598 --> 01:21:07,434
It was obvious it came
from your big heart,

1746
01:21:07,535 --> 01:21:09,771
but I have to admit,
I think part of it was about you

1747
01:21:09,870 --> 01:21:11,238
rebelling against your dad, too.

1748
01:21:11,338 --> 01:21:13,641
You know, the dad who works
in the military

1749
01:21:13,742 --> 01:21:15,175
and happens to own a rifle.

1750
01:21:16,343 --> 01:21:18,813
The same rifle
which mysteriously disappeared

1751
01:21:18,912 --> 01:21:20,247
right around that time.

1752
01:21:20,347 --> 01:21:21,816
-You remember that?
-(ALL LAUGH)

1753
01:21:21,915 --> 01:21:24,051
Wasn't that a wild coincidence?

1754
01:21:24,151 --> 01:21:25,919
-(LOUD BANG)
-(ALL GASP)

1755
01:21:26,019 --> 01:21:28,155
-IVAN: Sorry. Sorry.
-(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)

1756
01:21:29,323 --> 01:21:30,157
Sorry, everyone.

1757
01:21:30,257 --> 01:21:32,794
Uh, these are not the cables
I asked for.

1758
01:21:32,893 --> 01:21:34,529
Yeah...

1759
01:21:34,629 --> 01:21:36,598
ROGER: That was not planned,
by the way.

1760
01:21:36,698 --> 01:21:38,232
(CROWD LAUGHS)

1761
01:21:38,966 --> 01:21:40,401
All right. Um...

1762
01:21:42,670 --> 01:21:46,674
You know, I kinda lost my train
of thought, so...

1763
01:21:46,775 --> 01:21:48,008
(GUESTS LAUGH)

1764
01:21:48,108 --> 01:21:52,212
Emma, Charlie, may your love
grow deeper every day.

1765
01:21:53,080 --> 01:21:54,783
-Cheers.
-GUESTS: Cheers.

1766
01:21:54,883 --> 01:21:57,017
(GUESTS APPLAUDING)

1767
01:22:02,624 --> 01:22:03,558
So you always just, like,

1768
01:22:03,658 --> 01:22:05,660
kept weapons around the house?

1769
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:06,960
What?

1770
01:22:07,995 --> 01:22:09,229
No, I was...

1771
01:22:09,329 --> 01:22:10,865
No, it was a great speech.

1772
01:22:10,964 --> 01:22:12,366
-It was beautiful.
-Okay.

1773
01:22:14,368 --> 01:22:15,335
Right here.

1774
01:22:17,504 --> 01:22:18,573
Really good.

1775
01:22:18,673 --> 01:22:24,044
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(PLAYFUL INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING)

1776
01:22:33,220 --> 01:22:34,288
MIKE: Maybe
get some water and...

1777
01:22:34,388 --> 01:22:35,723
RACHEL: No, my turn.
I wanna do my speech.

1778
01:22:35,824 --> 01:22:36,791
MIKE: No, I know.
I'm just saying.

1779
01:22:36,891 --> 01:22:37,859
I wanna do it.

1780
01:22:37,958 --> 01:22:39,092
MIKE: Lower your voice,
all right?

1781
01:22:39,193 --> 01:22:40,829
We're at a wedding, okay?
Just get it together.

1782
01:22:40,929 --> 01:22:42,697
Goddamn it. Fuck.

1783
01:22:44,566 --> 01:22:45,733
Hi, everybody, again.

1784
01:22:46,366 --> 01:22:50,504
Uh, yeah.
So, now it is time for...

1785
01:22:50,605 --> 01:22:54,007
to hear some words
from the maid of honor,

1786
01:22:54,107 --> 01:22:56,310
-Rachel.
-(APPLAUSE)

1787
01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:03,585
RACHEL: Hello. It's so nice
to see everyone here today.

1788
01:23:05,018 --> 01:23:09,122
So, I met Charlie
through my husband, Mike,

1789
01:23:09,223 --> 01:23:12,627
and a few years later,
we all got to know Emma.

1790
01:23:12,727 --> 01:23:16,497
So when Emma asked me
to be her maid of honor,

1791
01:23:16,598 --> 01:23:19,366
I was a bit surprised.

1792
01:23:19,466 --> 01:23:22,336
I remember thinking,
"Don't you have real friends?"

1793
01:23:22,436 --> 01:23:25,472
-(LAUGHTER)
-RACHEL: Kidding! (LAUGHS)

1794
01:23:25,573 --> 01:23:27,074
Kidding.

1795
01:23:27,174 --> 01:23:31,178
But seriously,
getting to know Emma,

1796
01:23:31,278 --> 01:23:36,551
I have come to see how layered
and complex she is.

1797
01:23:36,651 --> 01:23:39,654
Full of surprises,
like you wouldn't believe.

1798
01:23:39,754 --> 01:23:41,188
Charlie, too!

1799
01:23:41,623 --> 01:23:43,390
Which is why I think

1800
01:23:43,490 --> 01:23:46,995
they will find happiness
in this marriage.

1801
01:23:48,495 --> 01:23:50,197
Because, Emma,

1802
01:23:50,297 --> 01:23:54,802
you have found a very
open-minded partner in Charlie.

1803
01:23:56,069 --> 01:23:58,573
A real cheerleader, am I right?

1804
01:23:59,273 --> 01:24:01,910
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)

1805
01:24:02,476 --> 01:24:04,913
Oh! Mike's giving me that look.

1806
01:24:05,013 --> 01:24:07,247
We're on a tight schedule,
I see.

1807
01:24:07,347 --> 01:24:09,082
-(MIKE CHUCKLES)
-RACHEL: But, yeah.

1808
01:24:09,182 --> 01:24:12,185
Um, I think you guys
are great for each other.

1809
01:24:12,286 --> 01:24:14,556
I wish you all the best.

1810
01:24:15,790 --> 01:24:18,960
To the happy, carefree couple.

1811
01:24:19,059 --> 01:24:21,128
(GUESTS APPLAUDING)

1812
01:24:28,201 --> 01:24:30,437
(GUESTS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)

1813
01:24:30,538 --> 01:24:31,706
(MOUTHING)

1814
01:24:35,175 --> 01:24:38,012
(TENSE, UNSETTLING
MUSIC PLAYING)

1815
01:24:38,111 --> 01:24:39,279
(EXHALES)

1816
01:24:51,726 --> 01:24:53,027
MISHA: (MUFFLED) ...hypothetical
questions

1817
01:24:53,126 --> 01:24:54,161
about a school shooter.

1818
01:24:54,261 --> 01:24:56,731
He was, like,
asking for a friend,

1819
01:24:56,831 --> 01:24:57,865
you know what I mean?

1820
01:24:57,966 --> 01:25:00,668
Like, she maybe thought about
doing a school shooting.

1821
01:25:00,768 --> 01:25:01,769
EMMA: (WHISPERING) Oh, no.

1822
01:25:02,369 --> 01:25:04,572
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1823
01:25:07,642 --> 01:25:08,576
(MISHA CHUCKLES)

1824
01:25:08,676 --> 01:25:09,844
I know, like...

1825
01:25:11,980 --> 01:25:14,082
-Hi!
-Oh. Hi, Emma.

1826
01:25:14,181 --> 01:25:16,784
-EMMA: Sorry, did I scare you?
-The bride. You look beautiful.

1827
01:25:16,884 --> 01:25:18,118
-(LAUGHS)
-Thank you.

1828
01:25:19,119 --> 01:25:20,253
-Um...
-MISHA: Um...

1829
01:25:20,354 --> 01:25:21,856
Were you just talking
to someone?

1830
01:25:21,956 --> 01:25:23,190
-Just now?
-EMMA: Yeah.

1831
01:25:23,290 --> 01:25:25,827
-Um, yeah. Yeah.
-Who?

1832
01:25:26,060 --> 01:25:27,294
Um...

1833
01:25:27,394 --> 01:25:29,496
-Susan.
-Susan?

1834
01:25:29,597 --> 01:25:30,932
-Hm...
-Oh.

1835
01:25:31,032 --> 01:25:32,000
Hm...

1836
01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:33,300
What were you talking about?

1837
01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:34,836
-Uh, nothing.
-EMMA: Nothing?

1838
01:25:34,936 --> 01:25:36,303
-Nothing. Hm...
-Oh...

1839
01:25:36,403 --> 01:25:38,271
Just thought I, like,
overheard something.

1840
01:25:39,306 --> 01:25:41,643
(CHUCKLES) Well,
do you mind if I just...

1841
01:25:41,743 --> 01:25:43,377
-Oh, sorry. Yeah.
-MISHA: Can I just...

1842
01:25:43,477 --> 01:25:44,444
-(CHUCKLES)
-MISHA: Thank you.

1843
01:25:44,545 --> 01:25:49,751
(MUSIC INTENSIFIES,
GROWS OMINOUS)

1844
01:25:58,726 --> 01:25:59,661
Ah!

1845
01:25:59,761 --> 01:26:01,763
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1846
01:26:10,404 --> 01:26:11,806
Can I talk with you
for a second?

1847
01:26:11,906 --> 01:26:13,775
Sorry. Sorry. (CHUCKLES)

1848
01:26:20,815 --> 01:26:23,685
(SIGHS) Fuck.
Can you close the door, please?

1849
01:26:26,253 --> 01:26:27,220
What's going on?

1850
01:26:27,320 --> 01:26:29,189
Rachel was fucking talking.

1851
01:26:31,358 --> 01:26:32,560
What makes you think that?

1852
01:26:32,660 --> 01:26:34,796
Because I overheard Misha
and she said something.

1853
01:26:34,896 --> 01:26:36,396
What... What did she say?

1854
01:26:36,496 --> 01:26:38,099
I don't know,
but she definitely said,

1855
01:26:38,198 --> 01:26:40,367
"School shooting,"
and, "Don't tell anyone."

1856
01:26:40,467 --> 01:26:42,603
And what,
you think Rachel told her?

1857
01:26:42,704 --> 01:26:44,404
I don't know, Charlie.
I don't fucking know.

1858
01:26:44,504 --> 01:26:46,174
If she knows, if Misha knows,

1859
01:26:46,273 --> 01:26:47,842
then who the hell else
fucking knows?

1860
01:26:47,942 --> 01:26:49,811
What, my parents?

1861
01:26:49,911 --> 01:26:51,411
Oh, my God, your parents.

1862
01:26:51,512 --> 01:26:52,446
Oh, my God, this cannot...

1863
01:26:52,547 --> 01:26:54,015
this cannot be
fucking happening.

1864
01:26:54,115 --> 01:26:55,215
What?

1865
01:26:55,315 --> 01:26:56,751
It doesn't fucking matter.
It doesn't matter.

1866
01:26:56,851 --> 01:26:57,985
It's gonna be okay. Okay?

1867
01:26:58,086 --> 01:26:59,954
-It's gonna be fine.
-Okay. Okay.

1868
01:27:00,054 --> 01:27:01,756
You promise
you didn't say anything?

1869
01:27:01,856 --> 01:27:04,525
Yeah. Like, she was probably
talking about the...

1870
01:27:04,625 --> 01:27:06,594
Like, there was
another one, like, a week ago.

1871
01:27:06,694 --> 01:27:07,995
She was probably
talking about that.

1872
01:27:08,096 --> 01:27:10,698
Okay. Well, will you go get her?

1873
01:27:10,798 --> 01:27:12,967
-Get who?
-Misha, so I can talk to her.

1874
01:27:13,067 --> 01:27:14,035
Uh...

1875
01:27:14,135 --> 01:27:15,435
I don't know. I just don't think

1876
01:27:15,536 --> 01:27:16,771
we should make a big deal
about it.

1877
01:27:16,871 --> 01:27:20,742
No. No. I need to figure out
who told her. Please.

1878
01:27:21,709 --> 01:27:23,845
-Okay, I'll go get her.
-Ah...

1879
01:27:23,945 --> 01:27:27,347
Emma. Emma. Fuck me. Jesus.

1880
01:27:30,184 --> 01:27:31,384
(SIGHS)

1881
01:27:47,869 --> 01:27:49,871
(PANTING)

1882
01:27:49,971 --> 01:27:51,606
Can I just say, um...

1883
01:27:51,939 --> 01:27:53,074
he kissed me,

1884
01:27:53,174 --> 01:27:56,911
and we stopped immediately,
and it truly meant nothing.

1885
01:27:57,011 --> 01:27:58,311
Wait, what? What are...

1886
01:27:58,411 --> 01:27:59,814
What is she talking...
What are you talking about?

1887
01:27:59,914 --> 01:28:02,282
I don't know, like,
he wasn't himself.

1888
01:28:02,382 --> 01:28:04,085
He was sort of disturbed,

1889
01:28:04,185 --> 01:28:05,853
and he was crying,
and I was just...

1890
01:28:05,953 --> 01:28:07,320
Why was he crying?

1891
01:28:07,420 --> 01:28:09,957
I don't know. He asked me

1892
01:28:10,057 --> 01:28:12,425
what I would do if I...

1893
01:28:12,527 --> 01:28:14,695
I just hit a wall.
I was very emotional.

1894
01:28:14,796 --> 01:28:16,764
Shut the fuck up.
What were you saying?

1895
01:28:16,864 --> 01:28:21,536
He asked me what I would do
if Blake did a school shooting.

1896
01:28:21,636 --> 01:28:23,938
CHARLIE: I said, "planned."
MISHA: Okay, yeah.

1897
01:28:24,038 --> 01:28:25,173
-He said, "planned."
-Yeah.

1898
01:28:25,273 --> 01:28:27,909
MISHA: And then he got really
upset, and he started crying,

1899
01:28:28,009 --> 01:28:30,410
and I was just trying
to make him feel better,

1900
01:28:30,511 --> 01:28:33,446
and he very clearly misread
the signals.

1901
01:28:33,548 --> 01:28:36,617
I... It didn't mean any...
It was just an accident.

1902
01:28:36,717 --> 01:28:38,653
It was an accident. I didn't...

1903
01:28:38,753 --> 01:28:40,054
Fuck.

1904
01:28:40,154 --> 01:28:41,656
(SIGHS) Okay.

1905
01:28:41,756 --> 01:28:42,957
CHARLIE: I tell you,
it was nothing.

1906
01:28:43,057 --> 01:28:44,058
(EXHALES)

1907
01:28:48,129 --> 01:28:49,362
I'm confused.

1908
01:28:49,462 --> 01:28:51,732
Is the shooting thing real?

1909
01:29:08,415 --> 01:29:09,650
(SIGHS)

1910
01:29:12,419 --> 01:29:13,621
I'm fine.

1911
01:29:14,522 --> 01:29:15,790
You all right, dear?

1912
01:29:17,124 --> 01:29:18,358
Yeah.

1913
01:29:18,458 --> 01:29:20,628
(GLASS CLINKING)

1914
01:29:22,897 --> 01:29:23,698
Dear guests,

1915
01:29:23,798 --> 01:29:25,933
it is now time
to hear a few words

1916
01:29:26,033 --> 01:29:27,335
from the bride to the groom.

1917
01:29:27,434 --> 01:29:29,637
(APPLAUSE)

1918
01:29:30,938 --> 01:29:31,939
No?

1919
01:29:33,641 --> 01:29:36,409
Uh, sorry. Actually, the groom

1920
01:29:36,510 --> 01:29:38,212
is going to speak first.
Pardon me.

1921
01:29:38,312 --> 01:29:40,514
(GUESTS APPLAUDING AND CHEERING)

1922
01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:53,527
Okay.

1923
01:29:54,228 --> 01:29:55,395
Um...

1924
01:29:56,364 --> 01:29:58,766
Emma, I, uh...

1925
01:29:59,867 --> 01:30:02,703
Um, I had a speech, but, um...

1926
01:30:04,972 --> 01:30:08,509
I've forgotten everything.
Like...

1927
01:30:09,442 --> 01:30:12,079
What I was gonna say was, um...

1928
01:30:12,179 --> 01:30:16,449
when I first met Emma, it was
kind of like out of a movie,

1929
01:30:16,550 --> 01:30:17,618
you know, like, uh...

1930
01:30:17,718 --> 01:30:21,454
The meet-cute
at the coffee shop, and...

1931
01:30:22,089 --> 01:30:23,090
Um...

1932
01:30:24,191 --> 01:30:25,559
she was reading this book.

1933
01:30:27,427 --> 01:30:28,829
What was it called again?

1934
01:30:29,597 --> 01:30:32,266
It doesn't matter. But, um...

1935
01:30:32,366 --> 01:30:34,268
Yeah, I hadn't read the book,

1936
01:30:34,368 --> 01:30:36,070
but I pretended to

1937
01:30:36,170 --> 01:30:40,408
-so I could talk to her, and...
-(LAUGHTER)

1938
01:30:40,508 --> 01:30:41,809
She couldn't hear anything
'cause of...

1939
01:30:41,909 --> 01:30:45,579
'cause of the ear, and, um...

1940
01:30:46,747 --> 01:30:48,149
I thought it was really sexy.

1941
01:30:48,249 --> 01:30:49,050
(CHUCKLES)

1942
01:30:49,150 --> 01:30:53,154
And, um, sweet in this weird
kind of way.

1943
01:30:53,254 --> 01:30:56,624
And then she had this laugh,
which is really specific,

1944
01:30:56,724 --> 01:31:00,428
and I wanted to say something
about how it's, um, repulsive,

1945
01:31:00,528 --> 01:31:03,564
but in a funny way,
like, it's very...

1946
01:31:03,664 --> 01:31:04,765
It's very cute,

1947
01:31:04,865 --> 01:31:07,101
and it's the best laugh,
and, um...

1948
01:31:08,202 --> 01:31:09,236
Uh...

1949
01:31:09,337 --> 01:31:12,673
I fell in love with her
just on the spot right then,

1950
01:31:12,773 --> 01:31:16,210
and it's been growing
ever since.

1951
01:31:16,310 --> 01:31:19,479
And you're my best friend,

1952
01:31:19,580 --> 01:31:21,983
and we have, like,

1953
01:31:22,083 --> 01:31:23,818
amazing, amazing sex.

1954
01:31:23,918 --> 01:31:25,786
-And, like, I mean...
-(GUESTS GASP)

1955
01:31:25,886 --> 01:31:27,421
-(GUESTS MURMURING)
-WOMAN: Whoa.

1956
01:31:27,521 --> 01:31:29,190
Excuse me.
Sorry, I'm fucking this all up.

1957
01:31:29,290 --> 01:31:32,026
I didn't... Just forget it.
Forget about the fucking speech.

1958
01:31:32,126 --> 01:31:35,830
(STUTTERING) I don't wanna
embarrass you, Emma.

1959
01:31:35,930 --> 01:31:38,566
I can't... I don't deserve you.

1960
01:31:39,567 --> 01:31:41,902
And I can't believe
the level of stupidity

1961
01:31:42,003 --> 01:31:45,473
-that I've subjected you to.
-(GUESTS CONTINUE MURMURING)

1962
01:31:45,573 --> 01:31:46,640
Oh...

1963
01:31:46,741 --> 01:31:48,342
Can you just please, like...
(VOICE BREAKING)

1964
01:31:48,442 --> 01:31:50,678
Can you just stop gossiping,
all right?

1965
01:31:50,778 --> 01:31:52,279
It's just our wedding.

1966
01:31:53,914 --> 01:31:56,684
She didn't do anything, okay?

1967
01:31:57,651 --> 01:31:59,053
She didn't do anything.

1968
01:32:01,922 --> 01:32:03,791
(HESITATES)

1969
01:32:03,891 --> 01:32:05,993
Emma, you're the love
of my life.

1970
01:32:06,093 --> 01:32:07,928
I can't understand
why I would have done

1971
01:32:08,029 --> 01:32:10,364
anything to hurt you, especially
not with fucking Misha.

1972
01:32:10,464 --> 01:32:11,766
Jesus fucking Christ, like...

1973
01:32:11,866 --> 01:32:13,534
-What the fuck does that mean?
-Nothing.

1974
01:32:14,535 --> 01:32:16,037
-Did you fuck him?
-No, I didn't fuck him.

1975
01:32:16,137 --> 01:32:18,139
-I don't even care.
-No, he tried to fuck me.

1976
01:32:18,239 --> 01:32:20,975
I wouldn't even care.
Even if you had killed someone,

1977
01:32:21,075 --> 01:32:23,911
I wouldn't even care.
It wouldn't change anything

1978
01:32:24,011 --> 01:32:25,613
about the way I feel about you.

1979
01:32:25,713 --> 01:32:26,914
MISHA: Yeah, I said stop.

1980
01:32:27,014 --> 01:32:28,349
I love you more than anything
in the world, and...

1981
01:32:28,449 --> 01:32:29,518
MISHA: Like,
please, fucking stop.

1982
01:32:29,617 --> 01:32:30,785
BLAKE: I never fucking
knew about this...

1983
01:32:30,885 --> 01:32:32,420
-MISHA: I know, I just...
-Jesus Christ,

1984
01:32:32,521 --> 01:32:34,188
can you shut the fuck up?

1985
01:32:34,288 --> 01:32:37,691
-(CHAIR THUDS LOUDLY)
-Blake! Calm down, calm down.

1986
01:32:37,792 --> 01:32:40,161
MIKE: Whoa. Hey. Hey, hey.
MISHA: Hey.

1987
01:32:47,968 --> 01:32:48,969
Emma?

1988
01:32:58,579 --> 01:33:01,082
(RAIN PATTERING)

1989
01:33:01,182 --> 01:33:03,150
(DISTANT SIREN WAILS)

1990
01:33:10,891 --> 01:33:13,661
-(SHOE SQUEAKING)
-(GRUNTING SOFTLY)

1991
01:33:16,831 --> 01:33:18,933
(CELLPHONE VIBRATES)

1992
01:33:23,737 --> 01:33:24,905
Hello? (SIGHS)

1993
01:33:25,906 --> 01:33:28,109
No, she's not.
She's not here either.

1994
01:33:30,044 --> 01:33:31,546
I think she's with her parents.

1995
01:33:31,645 --> 01:33:33,347
Her dad texted me, but...

1996
01:33:34,715 --> 01:33:36,383
No, no one's answering
their phones, so...

1997
01:33:41,055 --> 01:33:42,189
(SCOFFS)

1998
01:33:46,961 --> 01:33:48,062
(EXHALES)

1999
01:33:49,263 --> 01:33:50,331
(SIGHS)

2000
01:33:50,431 --> 01:33:51,632
(WATER RUNNING)

2001
01:33:53,968 --> 01:33:55,236
-Ugh! Fuck.
-(VOICEMAIL BEEPS)

2002
01:33:55,336 --> 01:33:57,838
<i>Hey, Emma, I know</i>
<i>you don't want to talk to me,</i>

2003
01:33:57,938 --> 01:34:01,709
<i>but, um, can you just</i>
<i>let me know if you're okay?</i>

2004
01:34:03,777 --> 01:34:05,679
I mean... Yeah, just text me.

2005
01:34:09,316 --> 01:34:10,684
I love you.

2006
01:34:18,993 --> 01:34:20,427
BLAKE: <i>Did you</i>
<i>sexually harass Misha?</i>

2007
01:34:22,363 --> 01:34:24,798
-What?
-Yes or no.

2008
01:34:24,899 --> 01:34:27,735
(HESITATING)
Um, I didn't harass her.

2009
01:34:27,835 --> 01:34:29,136
-(GRUNTS)
-(ALL EXCLAIM)

2010
01:34:29,236 --> 01:34:30,738
(SOFTLY) Jesus!

2011
01:34:34,308 --> 01:34:35,476
Goddamn it, Blake!

2012
01:34:35,577 --> 01:34:37,411
-Can you use your fucking words?
-(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

2013
01:34:37,512 --> 01:34:38,613
Jesus!

2014
01:34:38,712 --> 01:34:40,414
MAN: Have another drink!
WOMAN: I fucking will!

2015
01:34:44,752 --> 01:34:46,954
-(PANTING)
-(RAIN FALLING)

2016
01:34:54,695 --> 01:34:56,163
(SOBS)

2017
01:34:58,399 --> 01:35:00,000
-Stop screaming!
-Fuck you!

2018
01:35:00,100 --> 01:35:02,369
-(GUESTS CLAMORING)
-MIKE: Easy!

2019
01:35:02,469 --> 01:35:04,405
-I'll fucking kill you!
-Shut up! Shut up...

2020
01:35:04,505 --> 01:35:05,806
Where is she?

2021
01:35:06,307 --> 01:35:07,074
Fuck you!

2022
01:35:07,174 --> 01:35:08,976
-Where's Emma?
-Uh, she's... She's...

2023
01:35:29,263 --> 01:35:31,398
<i>(INSIDE OUT</i> BY JESSE RAE
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)

2024
01:35:45,714 --> 01:35:47,716
♪ <i>When you're sitting</i>
<i>on your own ♪</i>

2025
01:35:47,815 --> 01:35:51,885
♪ <i>And you feel the city life</i>
<i>surround you ♪</i>

2026
01:35:53,787 --> 01:35:55,489
♪ <i>And he's always</i>
<i>on the phone ♪</i>

2027
01:35:55,590 --> 01:35:59,326
♪ <i>And you just don't think</i>
<i>that you can fight it ♪</i>

2028
01:35:59,426 --> 01:36:00,227
♪ <i>Don't give up ♪</i>

2029
01:36:00,327 --> 01:36:02,664
♪ <i>Don't give up,</i>
<i>don't give up ♪</i>

2030
01:36:02,763 --> 01:36:04,365
♪ <i>Don't give up,</i>
<i>don't give up ♪</i>

2031
01:36:04,465 --> 01:36:08,102
♪ <i>Don't give up, darling</i>
<i>What we dream ♪</i>

2032
01:36:10,004 --> 01:36:11,939
♪ <i>'Cause like the words here</i>
<i>in this song ♪</i>

2033
01:36:12,039 --> 01:36:15,610
♪ <i>We'll go on and on and on</i>
<i>with our love ♪</i>

2034
01:36:15,710 --> 01:36:17,679
♪ <i>Yeah ♪</i>

2035
01:36:17,778 --> 01:36:19,547
-(WHOOPS)
<i>-♪ I wanna be </i>

2036
01:36:19,648 --> 01:36:24,184
♪ <i>Inside out, oh, darling ♪</i>

2037
01:36:24,285 --> 01:36:27,821
♪ <i>I've got to be so deep that</i>
<i>you'll be needing me ♪</i>

2038
01:36:27,921 --> 01:36:28,989
♪ <i>Inside out ♪</i>

2039
01:36:29,089 --> 01:36:33,060
♪ <i>Over and over</i>
<i>and over again ♪</i>

2040
01:36:34,328 --> 01:36:36,196
♪ <i>As you're lying in his bed ♪</i>

2041
01:36:36,297 --> 01:36:40,501
♪ <i>And you're in his arms</i>
<i>instead of my love ♪</i>

2042
01:36:42,269 --> 01:36:44,204
♪ <i>As you feel</i>
<i>his tightening grip ♪</i>

2043
01:36:44,305 --> 01:36:48,142
♪ <i>Like a genie, I will slip</i>
<i>from your heart ♪</i>

2044
01:36:48,242 --> 01:36:52,212
♪ <i>Don't give up, don't give up</i>
<i>Don't give up, don't give up ♪</i>

2045
01:36:52,313 --> 01:36:54,616
<i>-♪ Don't give up </i>
<i>-♪ Don't give up, darling </i>

2046
01:36:54,716 --> 01:36:56,518
♪ <i>What you dream ♪</i>

2047
01:36:58,452 --> 01:37:00,755
♪ <i>'Cause like the notes here</i>
<i>in this song ♪</i>

2048
01:37:00,854 --> 01:37:02,890
♪ <i>We'll go on and on and on ♪</i>

2049
01:37:02,990 --> 01:37:05,326
<i>-♪ With our love </i>
-(RETCHES)

2050
01:37:05,426 --> 01:37:08,630
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(LAUGHTER)

2051
01:37:08,730 --> 01:37:09,963
WOMAN: No, not for me.

2052
01:37:10,064 --> 01:37:12,266
(CLASSIC POP SONG
PLAYING FAINTLY OVER SPEAKERS)

2053
01:37:25,446 --> 01:37:28,717
WOMAN: You okay, hon?
CHARLIE: Yeah.

2054
01:37:28,817 --> 01:37:30,284
What can I get for you?

2055
01:37:31,185 --> 01:37:33,854
Cheeseburger
and a Diet Coke, please.

2056
01:37:39,326 --> 01:37:41,495
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER
CONTINUES)

2057
01:38:10,124 --> 01:38:12,594
(ENGINE RUMBLING)

2058
01:38:15,630 --> 01:38:17,464
(MUFFLED BUZZING)

2059
01:38:20,635 --> 01:38:24,037
(MUFFLED BUZZING)

2060
01:38:28,208 --> 01:38:29,209
Hey.

2061
01:38:32,312 --> 01:38:35,517
(CLASSIC POP SONG CONTINUES
PLAYING FAINTLY OVER SPEAKERS)

2062
01:38:56,604 --> 01:38:57,605
EMMA: Hi.

2063
01:38:59,774 --> 01:39:00,974
Hey.

2064
01:39:02,009 --> 01:39:03,210
EMMA: Can I sit?

2065
01:39:06,681 --> 01:39:08,115
Yeah, of course.

2066
01:39:23,964 --> 01:39:25,867
(SOBBING SOFTLY)

2067
01:39:25,966 --> 01:39:27,367
I'm sorry.

2068
01:39:31,940 --> 01:39:33,641
I'm really sorry, Emma.

2069
01:39:40,715 --> 01:39:42,282
Do you live around here?

2070
01:39:43,083 --> 01:39:44,251
What? (STOPS SOBBING)

2071
01:39:48,155 --> 01:39:49,389
(CHOKED UP)
I come here sometimes, too,

2072
01:39:49,490 --> 01:39:51,992
and I feel like
I've seen you here before.

2073
01:39:53,761 --> 01:39:56,698
(TENDER BALLAD PLAYING)

2074
01:39:58,633 --> 01:40:00,133
I'm Emma, by the way.

2075
01:40:02,971 --> 01:40:04,404
What's your name?

2076
01:40:07,407 --> 01:40:08,610
I'm Charlie.

2077
01:40:09,978 --> 01:40:11,613
I live, like,
two blocks from here.

2078
01:40:12,814 --> 01:40:15,617
Um, what happened to your face?

2079
01:40:17,150 --> 01:40:19,587
I just got into this fight.
Um...

2080
01:40:21,355 --> 01:40:23,791
There was a woman being robbed,

2081
01:40:23,892 --> 01:40:26,360
and I tried to save her
just now.

2082
01:40:29,898 --> 01:40:34,869
Yeah, this guy stole her baby
from her stroller, actually,

2083
01:40:34,969 --> 01:40:36,169
and, uh...

2084
01:40:37,371 --> 01:40:38,372
(SIGHS)

2085
01:40:39,507 --> 01:40:41,441
...he said he was gonna eat it.

2086
01:40:42,309 --> 01:40:45,145
-Oh.
-So I had to stop him.

2087
01:40:47,180 --> 01:40:49,316
She was walking her baby
in the middle of the night?

2088
01:40:49,416 --> 01:40:51,953
Yeah, I kind of thought that was
a bit strange, as well.

2089
01:40:52,052 --> 01:40:53,487
(CHUCKLES)

2090
01:40:59,961 --> 01:41:01,563
That was very brave of you.

2091
01:41:03,665 --> 01:41:04,666
Thanks.

2092
01:41:18,278 --> 01:41:20,715
(EXHALES SOFTLY)
It's nice to meet you, Charlie.

2093
01:41:31,191 --> 01:41:32,459
(EXHALES)

2094
01:41:38,098 --> 01:41:39,801
Uh, it's nice to meet you, Emma.

2095
01:41:59,854 --> 01:42:01,823
(BALLAD ENDS)

2096
01:42:08,896 --> 01:42:10,865
(UPBEAT CLASSIC POP SONG
PLAYING)

2097
01:42:14,267 --> 01:42:17,270
<i>♪ Do your thing! </i>

2098
01:42:17,371 --> 01:42:22,677
♪ <i>Be fancy-free to call</i>
<i>the tune you sing ♪</i>

2099
01:42:25,913 --> 01:42:28,783
♪ <i>Don't give up! ♪</i>

2100
01:42:28,883 --> 01:42:34,187
♪ <i>That's not the way</i>
<i>to win a loving-cup ♪</i>

2101
01:42:37,692 --> 01:42:40,494
♪ <i>Do your best ♪</i>

2102
01:42:40,595 --> 01:42:45,800
♪ <i>And Opportunity</i>
<i>will do the rest ♪</i>

2103
01:42:49,169 --> 01:42:52,172
♪ <i>Don't give in! ♪</i>

2104
01:42:52,272 --> 01:42:57,578
♪ <i>Capitulation</i>
<i>is the greatest sin ♪</i>

2105
01:43:00,882 --> 01:43:03,851
♪ <i>Do what's right ♪</i>

2106
01:43:03,951 --> 01:43:09,256
♪ <i>What's right for you,</i>
<i>to do with all your might ♪</i>

2107
01:43:12,426 --> 01:43:15,462
♪ <i>Don't regret! ♪</i>

2108
01:43:15,563 --> 01:43:20,702
♪ <i>What might have been,</i>
<i>you might as well forget ♪</i>

2109
01:43:35,850 --> 01:43:38,586
♪ <i>Stand your ground ♪</i>

2110
01:43:38,686 --> 01:43:43,991
♪ <i>And while you're</i>
<i>standing there, be duty-bound ♪</i>

2111
01:43:47,260 --> 01:43:50,330
♪ <i>Make your mark! ♪</i>

2112
01:43:50,430 --> 01:43:55,603
♪ <i>If need be,</i>
<i>even make it in the dark ♪</i>

2113
01:43:59,006 --> 01:44:01,909
♪ <i>Mum's the word! ♪</i>

2114
01:44:02,009 --> 01:44:07,347
♪ <i>My sage advice,</i>
<i>pretend you haven't heard ♪</i>

2115
01:44:32,840 --> 01:44:33,808
(SONG ENDS)

2116
01:44:33,908 --> 01:44:35,877
(MUFFLED BUZZING)
